OH NO! Princess Peach Fuzz has been kidnapped by the evil King Erectile Dysfunction. Only Super Ronio can save her! It’s up to YOU to run, jump, and hump your way to Gawnsoft’s Castle and Bang the Princess before it’s too late!
T.J. - “Where’s your green clad brother Super Ronio?”
Super Ronio - “Fuck him, that’s my woman. He’s happy Toad is at just the right height, if you know what I mean.”
T.J. - “How do you plan on defeating Gawnsoft? He’s the King of all Erectile Dysfunction!”
Super Ronio - “Dude, look at the box cover. I throw fire…’nuff said. Not to mention the secret weapon i keep hidden in these overalls.”
T.J. - “What is your secret weapon?”
Super Ronio - “I’ll give you a clue. It’s the tallest Goomba you’ve ever seen.”
Disclaimer: Ron Jeremy is in Berlin until the end of Venus. This is purely for comedic purposes and is not a real spoof. Thank you for supporting Ron Jeremy!
