I invited a bunch of friends of mine to take an excursion to DisneyLand on Wednesday. It was a great time, but as you can see in the picture I was in a hurry to make it to the Matterhorn Boobsleds. I have to tell you, I was pretty disappointed when I arrived and realized it was BOBsleds, not BOOBsleds.

I mean, Disney is supposed to be a place for kids and adults. Both of which really enjoy boobs, so why not have a ride dedicated to them? If I would have realized the ride was Bobsleds I definitely wouldn’t have power walked there.

-R