I’ve received a lot of blow jobs in my life (thousands to be exact) and one thing I think we, by we I mean men, can agree on is teeth are a no-no, unless you’re into that kind of thing.  The Blowguard is the answer.

Don’t want your penis riddled with teeth marks, tell your girl to slide this mouth guard over her teeth and to go to town. And it comes with a vibrating bullet attached. No teeth and vibration, I didn’t think blow jobs could get any better.

Get yours here and tell them I  sent you.