Even Ron Jeremy Ends Up in the Friend Zone

Sheesh. You’d think a guy who made thousands of adult movies and plugged more holes than a plumber would have no problem being seen as a sexual creature… a sexual serpent if you will.

So why is Teri Weigle telling Naughty America that she Loves me like a brother?

I’m serious. Teri and I have been bumping uglies for as long as I can remember. Granted I have terrible recollection and I black out when I get really bored BUT come on!

“When we were younger, we did each other — and Ron was great!” she said. “I’ve always looked up to him because he’s very smart. He was a teacher and he’s a classical pianist. He’s a brilliant man and I’ve gotten to see that side of him.”

That’s classic friend zone nonsense. See all those compliments that have nothing to do with my penis?

That’s fin cause ol’ Ron isn’t new to the GAME. 5 ways to escape the friend zone below the jump.

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