Welcome back to Ron Jeremy‘s mailbox!

This month, Ron decided to answer a rather interesting piece of fan mail. Being the celebrity he is, Ron Jeremy normally receives tons of autograph requests. This is nothing new. Although, when an autograph request comes in asking for the picture to be of Ron’s cock…things get a little more interesting.

Jake writes to Ron Jeremy:

Hey Ron,

I’m your biggest fan. I don’t know if ur bi or not, but would u send me a picture of your penis to my email. It would be the most awesome thing ever. I’m your biggest fan. Please consider my message!

Well Jake, your message was considered and answered. Get a nice print of Ron’s penis off the interwebs, and bring it to the next adult industry trade show he is attending. Ron Jeremy has agreed to autograph a picture of his own dick just for you.

How many years in a row have you been sitting on the couch at the end of August, failing to remember to make plans for Labor Day Weekend?

Don’t make the same mistake this year. Get up, get moving, and bring your friends to meet a true living legend. Ron Jeremy will be hosting the Pimps and Hos Ball September, 3rd at Pangea Nightclub inside the Seminole Hard Rock Casino/Hotel in Hollywood, Florida.

Last year’s Pimps and Hos Ball was a fantastic success, and this year is shaping up to be quite the same. Musical guest, DJ Graham Funke of Power 106, is set to keep the party bumping into the wee hours of the morning. Get your grill on during the daytime, and change into your dance pants to come get a shot from Ron Jeremy himself.

Ron made a splash at the Vegas Rocks! Magazine award show in Las Vegas. Joining more than 200 rock stars and celebrities, The Hedgehog paraded on stage as a presenter in front of over 100 media members and 1,000 fans at the Las Vegas Hilton.

Ron Jeremy‘s presenting partner, Frankie Moreno, is known internationally for both his unquestionable music talent and quirky stage antics. Of course, being equally as fun-loving, Mr. Jeremy was not going to miss an opportunity for a grand stage entrance. The adult industry legend and international music phenom decided their proportions made for a perfect carry-on. Ron Jeremy hoisted Frankie Moreno over his shoulder, and fireman’s carried him to the podium for their presentation.

Now that’s Rock and Roll!

During the first video clip below, Gail Dines seems to confuse her feminist argument after Ron Jeremy states that roughly fifty percent of pornography is produced by women today. Gail replies, citing a recent study comparing pornography produced by women to pornography produced by men, that studies show porn produced by women is more violent than that of men. Somewhere within the matter of seconds it took for Gail to respond with this fact, she seemed to forget she was on the Joy Behar Show to represent women as a whole. Well, it seems maybe Doctor Dines just represents some women, and not women who produce pornography for the Adult Industry.

The second clip focuses on the effects pornography may have on relationships. After Ron Jeremy once again makes a valid point on there being a wide range of different types of porn being produced today, Gail Dines backtracks by agreeing there is pornography being watched by couples. She then augments her original argument by stating men watch “body punishing”, Gonzo-style pornography once their spouse or significant other has left them alone to do so. This exchange seems only to prove men and women, and individuals in general, vary in their sexualities. Gosh, there’s a shocker. Woops, sorry Gail. A shocker is a “body punishing” sexual act too isn’t it?

Where is Gail Dines obtaining this scientific information on men in relationships who secretly watch the Gonzo porn genre when they are alone? Did she steal Harry Potter’s cloak of invisibility from J.K. Rowling, and stand silently in couples’ bedrooms taking notes? How much pocket money does one get for participating in this highly invasive sexual study? We’re fairly certain it’s not enough for most men to divulge their online spank banks to complete strangers.

Ron Jeremy answers some fan mail sent in right here at RonJeremy.com. This lucky fan asked Ron Jeremy who his favorite girls to work with are in the Adult Industry. We thought it would be funny to post Ron’s response to this letter first, because he wrote in as a skeptic. Oh Boy… Bobby’s face must be really red right now.

Original Ron Jeremy Fan Letter:

“Hi Ron!

I’m not sure if this e-mail will really ever make it to you, but I figured it was worth a shot anyway. You’ve been in the porn business for a really long time, and had sex with pretty much every fantasy girl I have in pornos. Out of all the women you have fucked on camera, who were your favorite porn stars to work with?

- Bobby Benson”

New Orleans is already a strange place before mixing in characters of questionable repute like Ron Jeremy. But when in Rome, one should make Rome as bizarre as possible.

I met Ron at Sylvain, a lovely, dark and sultry new addition to French Quarter drinking and dining, where we sat for a bite and a beer. He doesn’t drink much, which is ironic, because we were meeting on the premise of tasting his new rum, Ron de Jeremy. Wearing sweat pants and a t-shirt promoting the spirit, he was waiting with his distiller and PR rep and looking a bit exhausted. Feeling a bit wilted and hungover myself, I ordered a strange combination of local pale ale and beet crostini. He requested a charcuterie plate and polished off every last bite, as well as half of mine (I offered) while alternately playing the harmonica and making penis jokes.

“Did you know ‘ron’ means ‘rum’ in Spanish?” he asked rather earnestly. “And my uncle was a rum runner during prohibition to keep the family alive. So that’s a good connection. Also, my mother was a spy. And my great uncle founded [Upper West Side sturgeon purveyors] Barney Greengrass, but I’ve only eaten there twice.”

Speaking with his hands which waved to and fro as he grabbed fries from his distiller’s plate, Ron espoused bits of random knowledge and bragged about various talents of the sexual and non-sexual variety through out our entire conversation. “I can play the violin. And the piano. Look, I’ll play you a New Orleans song,” after which he adeptly huffed out “When the Saints Go Marching In” on his shiny harmonica. Guests around us gawked a bit. “You know Blues Traveler? John Popper? Good friend of mine. Taught me how to play.”

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It’s news to us that Ron Jeremy is working in Philadelphia. What could he possibly be shooting for? We will be in touch with Ron very soon, and disperse the fog around this mysterious Ron Jeremy sighting.

Ever wondered why the bathroom key in the office always seems to get lost?

FunnyorDie.com’s Smarte Bidness tackles this pressing workspace issue.

When a forgetful co-worker locks the key inside the pee room after doing his/her business, the entire office suffers. There are many inventive ways to try reminding said person to bring the key back with them, including tying it to the wrist of Ron Jeremy. With one of the best known big cocks on the face of the planet, Ron Jeremy is sure to increase productivity as your office bathroom key chain. Male employees shake only once on average with Ron urinal side. Survey research has found males urinate faster in order to avoid showing Mr. Jeremy their lesser talents, and never forget to return the key.

Get your Ron Jeremy bathroom key chain today!

**WARNING** Ron Jeremy Bathroom Key Chain has shown increased female employee lunch breaks, an increase in Hawaiian shirt office clothing, and coincidental condom dispenser installations.

Ron Jeremy made a guest appearance on Fox Sports’ Cubed yesterday. Pizzi compliments Ron on his most famous feature, his glorious french tickler. How four sequels to The Last X Rated Movie are possible is discussed, and a challenge of “Blow” is proposed. No Charlie Sheen, not the space warlock kind. A contest of lung capacity pits Pizzi against Ron Jeremy in a test of who can blow up a long balloon faster. Of course, Ron Jeremy has experience Pizzi simply cannot comprehend. It’s not how fast you finish young Padawan Pizzi, it’s the size of the balloon which always matters most.