The Ladies Still Love Ron Jeremy – Porno Review

The smut-smart ladies over at HotMoviesForHer get girl woodies for Ron Jeremy on the regular.  Just yesterday they reviewed a super old 8mm short starring the young buck Hedgehog.  J.D. does call him out on a porno faux pas, but otherwise Ron rocks her socks off.  This little chunk of pervy history shows off RJ’s early days of fucking on film and that’s pretty awesome.  Here is a little bit of what the HM4Her queen bee had to say about Make Up Make Out.Make Up Make Out

“Up this time is Make Up Make Out, an eight minute shorty featuring the one and only Ron Jeremy, back in his porno heyday. They may even have been right at the start of his rapid climb to the top of the industry. The plot described for this film explains that Jeremy is on a house call for his beauty salon, doing Kim’s make up, when Kim decides that she is super horny and wants to turn that make up into making out.

It‘s only moments until Ron is naked and getting a blowjob on the very ‘70s floral couch. We get lots of close ups on his hairy body and famous cock before the scene switches to Kim in her lingerie, with Ron giving her pussy a thorough tongue bath. And since the whole movie is only eight and a half minutes, the pair are soon going at it, fucking like champs while lying on the couch. As hot as the sex is, the fact that Ron keeps his socks on is kind of a boner killer for me. I don’t care how cold your feet are, Ron, there is no excuse for being totally naked and still having your socks on.”

You can read the rest of J.D’s review here.  If that wet your whistle just enough to get you ready for more Ron Jeremy porno, click here watch more of him on HotMoviesForHer.

President Ron Jeremy Bangs Hot Martians

The ladies over at HotMoviesForHer.com brought to light yet another golden Ron Jeremy porno.  Porn Stars From Mars and stars Ron as president during a time of martian invasions.  It doesn’t suck that bad seeing as how these alien chicks have huge green boobs and fantastic green bodies.  Per usual, RJ’s acting is top notch and he shoots a few zingers out there that will have you giggling like a little school girl.  Above all else, he totally bangs a sexy martian chick and saves to world (or something).

Porn Stars From Mars

Here is a little of what the HM4Her ladies had to say about Porn Stars From Mars:

Porn Stars From Mars!“This movie is awesome not only because it features hot green alien porn stars, but also because Ron Jeremy plays the president of the Unites States!  His acting is superb per usual.  Naturally, one of the sexually insatiable alien ladies hits Ron up for some presidential banging.  The hedgehog works his magic like only a man of his expertise could.”

If slime green hotties with purple hair don’t do it for you, then this isn’t your movie.  Of course if that’s the case, then I’m going to have to judge you.  I will admit, that once the sexin’ gets under way, the green paint disappears from their beautiful vaginas.  It isn’t that I’m sad about seeing natural pussies, it’s that I’m really into green ones.

The Ladies Love Ron Jeremy

I was checking out HotMoviesForHer – Where the ladies go for porn.  These girls talk about all sorts of stuff and definitely know what’s up when it comes to sex positive smut.  I was pretty excited that their most recent movie review starred Ron Jeremy.  J.D, queen bee at HM4Her, even talks about how much she loves our beloved Hedgehog.  Here is what had to say.

A Nigh at the Bijou“I don’t talk about it too much, but in fact, I am a fan of Ron Jeremy.  That’s right, the most famous male porn star of all time.  While he’s becoming more known for his mainstream cameos (he just won Crossover Star of the Year at the 2012 AVNs), he was once a prolific porno god with dick for days.  And I would even venture to say that back in the ‘70s, he was a handsome guy.  Chubby, mustachioed and pervy, with just the right amount of sweetness mixed in.   Since we have nearly a thousand of his movies here at HM4Her, I figured I’d take one from the masses and give it a little review love.
Today I picked “A Night at the Bijou,” a silent quickie from HotOldMovies featuring Ron with an unnamed sexy blond.  They are having a night cap in a living room when they start making sexy eyes at each other and soon Ron’s giant schlong is making an appearance.  Seriously, sometimes that dick of his looks fake to me, but I know it’s the real deal.”

Red the rest of this review at HotMoviesForHer!

Ron Jeremy In Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure


As if the porn industry hadn’t already tainted most of our childhood television memories, they’ve gone and made Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody.  While I say enough already, I have to give Vivid some credit.  From looks of it, they’ve put some serious time and effort into this thing.  It looks pretty damn funny and best of all, Ron Jeremy shows up.  I’ll never feel right sitting in my Cherry chair again, but I’ll have to watch it.

 

“Pee-Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. Too bad she’s a doll. But Pee-Wee doesn’t want to admit it. To him she’s as real as the bow-tie around his neck, much to the chagrin of sex worker Lizzy, who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee-Wee goes on a wild, madcap recovery mission, complete with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, and a porno director named Chorkle… only to find Dolly as a prop on a Lizzy porn set! Will Lizzy finally consummate her love for Pee-Wee? Is Pee-Wee really over Dolly? Will you bust a nut over the crazed 4-way interracial ass fuck, or Capri Anderson’s awesome body? Hit play (as in playhouse) and find out.”Vivid Entertainment

Ron Jeremy’s Golden Girls

Old School Ron Jeremy

 

It’s time to kick it old school Ron Jeremy Style! These pornos from the Golden Girls series were shot on 8mm film and give you the opportunity to get your RJ fix and get off in less than 10 minutes.

That’s right, I just made your dreams come true.  These mini smut movies are without the actual sound from the sweet sweet love making, but you might enjoy the background music just as much, but probably not.  However, you will enjoy the crap out of the vintage RJ action.  Before he was the handsome beastly man you see today, he was a young bright eyed boy looking to ravage every pussy he could get his wang in.  Let us celebrate this.

I apologize if you were expecting to watch Ron bang the Golden Girls.  You’re sick and you need help, which is why you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.

Golden Girls 85 - Summer Loves It Golden Girls 85 – Summer Loves It: No seriously, she does.  Summer is a stone cold fox and she totally makes Ron Jeremy’s tongue her bitch.  Her tan lines and feathered hair are awesome, but the best part of this porno short is the epic slow motion RJ pop shot at the end. 
Golden Girls 19 - Dining In Golden Girls 19 - Dining In: Why is Crissi Stevens about bite the head of Ron Jeremy’s mighty cock off?  I know it’s appetizing, but seriously, lady?  Watch the teeth.  Otherwise, this is a rock solid old school RJ kitchen fuck.  
Golden Girls 133 - Really Hard Goldern Girls 133 – Really Hard: Ron’s pimp skills in action!  He totally creeps up with his sexy face on and locks eyes with this ridiculously hot lady – leotard and all.  RJ works his usual sexy-time magic, but I mostly like how Gina keeps her wrist bands on throughout the scene.
Golden Girls 96 - Up Right And Nasty Goldern Girls 96 – Up Right And Nasty: Hello, Janey Robbins!  I love when two worlds collide bring both bush and nipple piercings together.  Sure, bush is making a comeback, but I’m not so sure nipple piercings were common in 1982. What I am sure about is that the RJ anal action is top notch.  I’m also pleased to present you with another amazing slow-mo cum shot.  It might change your life.
Golden Girls 27 - Scheming Lisa Golden Girls 27 – Scheming Lisa: This porno ditty made me ponder two things.  #1 Ron Jeremy has licked a lot of pussy in his time.  I wonder just how many he has licked.  #2 White spandex jeans actually exist?  P.S. Don’t be fooled by the cover!  This is indeed a Golden Girls spectacular!