Ron Jeremy’s Golden Girls

Old School Ron Jeremy

 

It’s time to kick it old school Ron Jeremy Style! These pornos from the Golden Girls series were shot on 8mm film and give you the opportunity to get your RJ fix and get off in less than 10 minutes.

That’s right, I just made your dreams come true.  These mini smut movies are without the actual sound from the sweet sweet love making, but you might enjoy the background music just as much, but probably not.  However, you will enjoy the crap out of the vintage RJ action.  Before he was the handsome beastly man you see today, he was a young bright eyed boy looking to ravage every pussy he could get his wang in.  Let us celebrate this.

I apologize if you were expecting to watch Ron bang the Golden Girls.  You’re sick and you need help, which is why you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.

Golden Girls 85 - Summer Loves It Golden Girls 85 – Summer Loves It: No seriously, she does.  Summer is a stone cold fox and she totally makes Ron Jeremy’s tongue her bitch.  Her tan lines and feathered hair are awesome, but the best part of this porno short is the epic slow motion RJ pop shot at the end. 
Golden Girls 19 - Dining In Golden Girls 19 - Dining In: Why is Crissi Stevens about bite the head of Ron Jeremy’s mighty cock off?  I know it’s appetizing, but seriously, lady?  Watch the teeth.  Otherwise, this is a rock solid old school RJ kitchen fuck.  
Golden Girls 133 - Really Hard Goldern Girls 133 – Really Hard: Ron’s pimp skills in action!  He totally creeps up with his sexy face on and locks eyes with this ridiculously hot lady – leotard and all.  RJ works his usual sexy-time magic, but I mostly like how Gina keeps her wrist bands on throughout the scene.
Golden Girls 96 - Up Right And Nasty Goldern Girls 96 – Up Right And Nasty: Hello, Janey Robbins!  I love when two worlds collide bring both bush and nipple piercings together.  Sure, bush is making a comeback, but I’m not so sure nipple piercings were common in 1982. What I am sure about is that the RJ anal action is top notch.  I’m also pleased to present you with another amazing slow-mo cum shot.  It might change your life.
Golden Girls 27 - Scheming Lisa Golden Girls 27 – Scheming Lisa: This porno ditty made me ponder two things.  #1 Ron Jeremy has licked a lot of pussy in his time.  I wonder just how many he has licked.  #2 White spandex jeans actually exist?  P.S. Don’t be fooled by the cover!  This is indeed a Golden Girls spectacular!

Ron Jeremy Defends Pornography on the Joy Behar Show

Ron Jeremy appeared on CNN’s Joy Behar Show August 16th to debate whether or not porn is good for people and/or their relationships. Pitted against Gail Dines, author of Pornland: How Porn Has Hijacked our Sexuality and described as “The world’s leading anti-pornography campaigner”, Ron stood firmly in defense of the Adult Industry.

During the first video clip below, Gail Dines seems to confuse her feminist argument after Ron Jeremy states that roughly fifty percent of pornography is produced by women today. Gail replies, citing a recent study comparing pornography produced by women to pornography produced by men, that studies show porn produced by women is more violent than that of men. Somewhere within the matter of seconds it took for Gail to respond with this fact, she seemed to forget she was on the Joy Behar Show to represent women as a whole. Well, it seems maybe Doctor Dines just represents some women, and not women who produce pornography for the Adult Industry.

The second clip focuses on the effects pornography may have on relationships. After Ron Jeremy once again makes a valid point on there being a wide range of different types of porn being produced today, Gail Dines backtracks by agreeing there is pornography being watched by couples. She then augments her original argument by stating men watch “body punishing”, Gonzo-style pornography once their spouse or significant other has left them alone to do so. This exchange seems only to prove men and women, and individuals in general, vary in their sexualities. Gosh, there’s a shocker. Woops, sorry Gail. A shocker is a “body punishing” sexual act too isn’t it?

Where is Gail Dines obtaining this scientific information on men in relationships who secretly watch the Gonzo porn genre when they are alone? Did she steal Harry Potter’s cloak of invisibility from J.K. Rowling, and stand silently in couples’ bedrooms taking notes? How much pocket money does one get for participating in this highly invasive sexual study? We’re fairly certain it’s not enough for most men to divulge their online spank banks to complete strangers.


Ron Jeremy Fan Mail – Who are Ron’s Favorite Porn Stars to Work With?

Ron Jeremy answers some fan mail sent in right here at RonJeremy.com. This lucky fan asked Ron Jeremy who his favorite girls to work with are in the Adult Industry. We thought it would be funny to post Ron’s response to this letter first, because he wrote in as a skeptic. Oh Boy… Bobby’s face must be really red right now.

Original Ron Jeremy Fan Letter:

“Hi Ron!

I’m not sure if this e-mail will really ever make it to you, but I figured it was worth a shot anyway. You’ve been in the porn business for a really long time, and had sex with pretty much every fantasy girl I have in pornos. Out of all the women you have fucked on camera, who were your favorite porn stars to work with?

- Bobby Benson”

Ron Jeremy Plays the Librarian in This Ain’t Ghostbusters – XXX

Filmed on location at the Hustler Video studios, the This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX parody includes a lampoon of everyone’s favorite characters from the original film played by some of the adult industry’s most uncanny and talented performers. Evan Stone, who parodies the role of Dr. Peter Venkman, took his character to heart and truly outdid himself in this performance.

“I came from a background in acting,” said Stone. “So I know what kind of effort it takes to really take on a character role — even if it’s a spoof of the original. I studied the movie, and I studied the actor who played Venkman in the original film. But these aren’t just skin flicks anymore. Yes, the sex is an important and crucial part of the film but it’s not enough these days to just employ mediocre actors who can’t deliver a line. You have to be both now: a good actor and a good performer. We’re not just making dirty movies. We’re making movies.”

The most impressive and notable part about the This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX parody is that while this marks the second official big budget 3D feature for Hustler Video, this film focused heavily on the technology of 3D special effects. Laser beams being emitted from the Ghostbusters’ proton packs, Alexis Texas being transformed into an iridescent, transparent ghost, and Joslyn James becoming a Godzilla-sized post-war MILF monster, are just some of the ways in which one can see how special effects were utilized in the making of the This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX parody.

Ron Jeremy Wraps as Wizard in Taxxxi Driver: The Parody

Ron Jeremy cameos in Taxxxi-Driver-The-Porn-Parody

LOS ANGELES — Exile Distribution will distribute what Howard Levine calls “possibly the most controversial parody to come out in years,” a takeoff of the classic 1976 film “Taxi Driver.”

Directed by Sinister X, “Taxxxi Driver: The Parody” stars Tommy Pistol in the lead role of Travis Bickle and includes a high-profile supporting cast. Exile has made a deal to distribute the film from a newly formed production company that will be formally announced in the coming weeks.

The Exile co-owner Levine said the parody is as “painstakingly” close to the original as possible. The Hollywood film, directed by Martin Scorcese, starred Robert DeNiro, Albert Brooks and Jodie Foster and was nominated for four Academy Awards.

“What we were really going for is attention to detail, and that’s what we accomplished,” Levine told XBIZ. “We really went for a re-creation of the original movie. Tommy Pistol is Travis Bickle in the movie. He really did a great job. Lily LaBeau did an unbelievable job as Betsy. Evan Stone played Sport, and Ron Jeremy did a cameo for Wizard.”

The movie also features XBIZ New Starlet of the Year Chanel Preston, Sean Michaels, Nikki Charm, Jessie Andrews and Misty Stone.

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Bringing It Back Old School – Ron Jeremy in “Funbathing”

There aren’t many people today who can honestly say they have never heard of or seen Ron Jeremy before, but plenty of people haven’t had the pleasure of seeing Ron in his prime. Take a look at Ron playing pool boy in “Funbathing.” This classic adult scene comes out of the Golden Girls 8mm series, and was most likely shot some time in the late 1970′s or early 1980′s.

Yes, the hedgehog has always sported a dark, swarthy year round fur coat, but look at that physique! It’s slightly hard to tell while he’s stroking his hose next to the pool, but Ron Jeremy’s six pack is in full effect during this hot pool sex scene.

Ron Jeremy in Funbathing 1

Ron Jeremy in Funbathing 2

Ron Jeremy Plays “The Penguin” in “The Justice League XXX”

In what may be the best costume and make-up recreation of a blockbuster movie quality supervillain ever, Ron Jeremy joins the cast of Extreme Comixxx‘s newest comic book porn parody as “The Penguin.” The Hedgehog turned in his jolly Hawaiian garb for a paler shade, a long snout and Danny Devito approved three finger flipper hands to play the DC Comics antagonist. Accompanied by naked stardom such as: Rocco Reed (Superman), Evan Stone (Batman), Chanel Preston (Wonder Woman) and Roxanne Hall (Catwoman), this XXX porn parody is shaping up to be one of the top “Super Sex” videos of the year.

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Ron Jeremy Speaks Out on “The Flying Pink Pig” Lawsuit

Ron Jeremy Speaks Out on The Flying Pink Pig Lawsuit

On one side, there’s the angry food truck owner. On the other, the defensive porn director. In the middle is porn star Ron Jeremy, who has the best perspective on the XXX taco truck. It began innocently enough when popular local food truck The Flying Pig began showing up in promos for “The Flying Pink Pig,” a food truck-themed porn film starring Sunny Lane.

Truck owner Joe Kim says he was misled and thought the truck was being used in a “romantic movie.” (Hey, to some people, a double-penetration scene on the cold steel of a taco truck counter is romantic.)

Kim filed suit to stop the film’s release, but “Flying Pink Pig” director Erica McLean stood standing her ground, telling us that Kim’s story about being misled is a bunch of hooey.

Kim and McLean may not relish the legal wrangling — or maybe they do and this is all a canny publicity stunt — but Ron Jeremy certainly believes there’s no such thing as bad publicity. Though he doesn’t have a sex scene in either film, Jeremy plays a competing food truck owner in “The Flying Pink Pig” and its sequel. When we spoke to Ron Jeremy yesterday, he told us:

“We want to thank [Joe Kim] very much for suing. We appreciate it. It’s like when “Debbie Does Dallas” came out and the Dallas Cheerleaders sued. They made it the most popular movie in America. I personally want to thank him for suing Erica.”

Explaining his onscreen role, Ron Jeremy says, “I’m the competitor and I try to take over the business. I’m in the original and the sequel, and in both of them I yell, ‘I hate you, Sunny, and your flying pink pig!’ Sunny Lane beats me in the business, using sex and things like that, of course.” Of course. He’s not sure, but he thinks the trucks sells cupcakes.

The role of the vicious food truck owner came naturally to Ron Jeremy. Now well into his 50s, the #1 porn star of all time, according to AVN, considers himself a sexual and a culinary hedonist. (He already has his own rum, Ron de Jeremy.)

“To me, eating is even more fun than sex — on and off screen,” the Hedgehog says. “Once you get to your mid-50s, and you have a blonde, a brunette and a redhead over here vs. a steak and a lobster over there. I’m sorry, but the surf-and-turf is calling me more.”

- Article courtesy of Blogs.LAWeekly.com

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Ron Jeremy to Appear in Official Deal or No Deal XXX Parody

LOS ANGELES — Third Degree Films is readying the release of the Official Deal or No Deal Parody. Renowned writer/director Miles Long, takes the hit television game show starring Howie Mandell and brings an all-star ensemble that includes Winter Doll Alexis Texas, January Doll Gracie Glam with surprise guest spot by legendary adult star Ron Jeremy.

The triple-X version stars Alexis Texas as a model who opens a lot more than just her briefcase. She’s part of the ‘deal,’ along with a hilarious cast of horny contestants that can barely grasp the rules of play, but end up getting down and dirty with every move—even the Banker gets blown—blown away.

And just when you thought you’d seen it all, germaphobe Howie himself is forced to do the nasty without a full body condom. The hysterical script will not only keep you laughing but will keep you coming for hours on end.

Official Deal or No Deal Parody stars, Alexis Texas, Gracie Glam, Brooklyn Lee, Lizz Tayler, Diamond Foxxx and hits streets on Jan. 25.

The Flying Pink Pig – Official Trailer

Erica McLean’s official trailer for “The Flying Pink Pig” starring Ron Jeremy. This new XXX Porn Parody focuses on the LA Food Truck craze. “I really tried to do a tribute to the whole city. You know, we had hard hats, businessmen, West Hollywood people, the Sheriff’s department, cops everywhere, and Latino stars.”, says Erica McLean. Sunny Lane and Nikki Hunter round out the female starring roles, and Emy Reyes, Megan Foxx, Sasha Heart, Tessa Taylor and Shayla Laveaux are also featured.

“The Flying Pink Pig” is set to release on January 25, 2011.