Ron Jeremy Gives Input – Secret Pants Sketch Comedy

“Ron Jeremy’s dedication to his craft is deep. Very Deep.”

Yuck it up with Ron Jeremy and the Philadelphia based Secret Pants sketch comedy group! RJ has a hard time grasping the fact that he doesn’t get to fuck anything. I can totally see his point, but it definitely makes for a funny dialogue.  Enjoy!

 

Ron Jeremy Cast to Haunt the Hillbillies

Ron Jeremy is ready to add to the 2012 hype in a new mainstream movie. With over 2,000 movies to his credit, and roles in over 200 mainstream movies, Ron’s acting chops are well established. This time, though, he’s taking on a new challenge in a horror-comedy about a Mayan demon who returns to Earth to carry out the apocalypse. The catch? The demon shows up in a hillbilly trailer.

Getting the picture? “The Haunted Trailer” has the potential to be a hilarious rampage through hillbilly stereotypes, and by chucking in the 2012 apocalypse theories with Ron as the baddie, it’s bound to keep fans buzzing.

Ron Jeremy goes to war with the “Bubbas.”

The script for the film calls for Ron to be a demon who is haunting a trailer. In Bubbaville, they can tolerate opposums in the garbage, drunken fistfights between married couples, and the occasional bowling ball tossed through a window after a theological argument about whether you’d want to do Kim or Khloe Kardashian. But they don’t tolerate demons – especially demons sent up from South of the border.

Ron’s up against the special forces of the hillbilly army. It’s an interesting crew.

  • Momma is the leader of the clan (isn’t she always?).
  • Brothers Elvis and Aaron are called in for re-inforcements.
  • Sister Prissy is ready to kick demon butt.
  • And all bubbas know you need a televangelist like Reverend Wiggems if you’re raising hell.

You can use your imagination from there, but the picture is clear. It’s Ron versus rednecks.

Ron Jeremy is a perfect match for this film.

Ron loves to have fun. He likes what he does and it shows. And he has the experience to make this demon a unique character in a funny movie. Will Ron bring down the curtains on humanity, or will the bubbas save the day?

You can find out later this year. “The Haunted Trailer” is scheduled for release before the holidays – hopefully before December 21st, just in case the Mayans were right!

Ron Jeremy Is Bionic… and STD Free!

Ron Jeremy Is BionicIn talking to the Daily Beast about wearing condoms in porn, Ron Jeremy stated that he is totally free of disease.  Seeing as how has starred in thousands of pornos, that is pretty awesome.  His friends think is is “bionic” and we’re not entirely sure that they’re wrong.  Regardless, we’re happy about it.

This discussion was based on the AIDS Healthcare Foundation’s initiative to enforce condom use during the filming of adult movies.  The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health (Cal/OSHA) laid down the law in 2004 requiring condom use in porn, but it hasn’t exactly been enforced.  The Foundation aims to tighten up ship and make sure men are wrapping it up.  Porn stars like Ron and Nina Hartley are willing, but don’t think it’s what the viewers want.

Read the full story to find out more about what these legends of the smut had to say.

 

*We here at ronjeremy.com fully support and encourage you to use condoms and practice safer sex!

**Update: The Los Angeles city ordinance requiring porn performers to wear condoms has passed.  Check out the full story in the LA Times.

 

Classic Ron Jeremy Porn – Sex Aliens

Ron Jeremy Porn Video - Sex Aliens



How could one not enjoy 1980’s Ron Jeremy and sexy blonde retro porn alien babes? It’s pretty much impossible.

The Sex Aliens are looking for the last breeder of their race (Ron Jeremy) and along the way they fuck a whole gaggle of dudes until locating their coveted hedge hog. These ladies totally rock the feathered hair and long fingernails a la 1987. They are totally sexy. Along the way a couple of the girls get to bang Peter North in two separate scenes. How does he maintain such perfection with his hair? No matter how intense the scene may be, not one hair ever moves out of place. Peter definitely proves worthy of his title, “The Cumshot Legend”, with a dramatic slow motion splooge.

Finally, one of the hottie Sex Aliens finds Ron who doesn’t want to return to his home planet. He wants to stay on Earth where he has more in common with the women than men, where women “are treated as objects of sexual desire”, which was the problem he faced on his home planet. Oh Ron, don’t you know we only want to use you for your sex here on Earth too? He eventually gives in and plants his seed in the hot bodied sex alien. When he blows his load he turns into his true alien self with green spots and crazy green hair. As a side note: alien cum is blue/grey in color and stains easily.

In the end, the sexy sex aliens are relieved to have found their one last breeder so they can continue their race. Everyone lives happily ever after. This is classic Ron Jeremy at its best. Not only do you get to see him rock his cock, but you get to indulge in some top notch Hedgehog dialogue.

Watch Sex Aliens NOW

Ron Jeremy Wishes You a Happy New Year!

Ron Jeremy returns with his trusty harmonica to wish you all a very Safe and Happy New Year!!! After you listen to his heartfelt rendition of the chorus to Au Lang Syne, pick up a bottle of Ron De Jeremy Rum to feature at your celebration. Nothing starts a conversation better than, “Is that the Ron Jeremy liquor?” Not to mention the fun drinks described completely on the website below.

Official Ron De Jeremy Website

Ron Jeremy Gets A Mouthful of Jayda Diamonde

The porn star and hot cam model known as The Queen of Extreme, Jayda Diamonde, has recently released a brand new blog. We’ve been seeing it advertised on Twitter, Facebook and everywhere else online all morning…so we decided to check it out. Low and behold, of course Ron is featured in one of her first posts. Not in one of those happy, smiley red carpet media photos either. The Hedgehog has his face bristles surrounding almost the entirety of Jayda’s left breast!

Apparently Ron Jeremy and Jayda Diamonde’s husband are good friends…very good friends. Lol.

Ron Jeremy Music Videos – Black Light Dinner Party – Gold Chain

Ron Jeremy stars in the brand new video for Black Light Dinner Party – Gold Chain. Following the rise is new wave synthpop, Black Light Dinner Party likes to stay almost completely anonymous within media circles. Searching their band name on Google will only lead you to further frustrations. They have taken their incognito persona to the lengths of refusing to have a Wikipedia page or even an about section on their website. All we can do is watch and listen as they turn out immensely popular tracks and shoot high quality music videos, starring celebrities like The Hedgehog.

Ron Jeremy really seems to have his finger on the pulse of the popular music world. Having starred in this, the record breaking LMFAO video, and making an appearance at Bonnaroo 2011, Ron’s music street cred has blown through the roof. Keep dancing Ron, you may just win Grace Potter’s interest yet.

Ron Jeremy Joins Hustler Mid-West Signing Tour

Ron Jeremy and Nikki Benz sign autographs for Hustler HollywoodHustler Hollywood has announced that Ron Jeremy and Nikki Benz will do a series of meet-and-greets at three of their Midwest stores this week.

The pair will be on hand to meet fans, take pictures and sign DVDs and memorabilia. The first 20 customers at each store will receive a free gift bag filled with Hustler Hollywood goodies.

Their schedule is:

Wednesday, Nov. 30, 7–9 p.m.
2405 Hennepin Avenue, S. Minneapolis, MN, 55405 (612) 886-1494

Thursday, Dec. 1, 7– 9 p.m.
2761 N. High Street, Columbus, OH 43202 (614) 824-2206

Friday, Dec. 2, 7-9 p.m.
3161 N. Broadway, Chicago, IL 60657 (773) 698-6341

“I’ve always been a big fan of Hustler and Hustler Hollywood. I’m excited to get out there and meet some new fans and maybe say hi to some longtime fans too.” – Ron Jeremy

“I get all of my personal goodies from Hustler Hollywood and I love that I’m getting to visit some of the stores outside of LA to meet my fans and takes pictures with them. I’m really looking forward to it.” – Nikki Benz

Ron Jeremy Wishes You A Happy Thanksgiving

The Hedgehog has been so loveable when it comes to his fans this year! He wants to make sure all of you have a Happy and Healthy Thanksgiving in 2011. When speaking over the phone about this video update, Ron made it very clear there are a certain number of necessary items which should be on every Thanksgiving table. Turkey, stuffing, gravy, sweet potatoes, and sour cream all made the list. Although, we’re a little fuzzy on how sour cream works in with the rest of the feast. We think he just loves sour cream.

Happy Thanksgiving Ron Jeremy Fans!!!!