Press Release: Porn Fan President Clinton PRESS CONFERENCE Friday Night, June 8th, 6PM

Ron Jeremy And Ron de Jeremy Rum To Join Forces With Porn Film Vacations At EXCLUSIVE Press Conference To Offer Porn Fan President Bill Clinton FREE Trip To XXX Adult Paradise!

HOLLYWOOD, CA–The most famous porn star in the world, Ron Jeremy (RondeJeremyRum.com), is teaming up with the most famous XXX vacation organizer in the world, Porn Film Vacations (PornFilmVacations.com), to offer the most famous porn fan politician in the world, President Bill Clinton, an all-expenses-paid trip to their next X-rated adult film production/party, “Young Harlots Academy” in Prague, Czech Republic October 25-28th, 2012.

The announcement, to be made personally by Ron Jeremy and award-winning Harmony Films (HarmonyXXXX.com) director Gazzman, will be made at a private press conference in the Studio City, California  area Friday night June 8th, and will kick off with the simultaneous news that Ron’s new wildly popular namesake drink, Ron de Jeremy Rum, is the new official adult beverage for all Porn Film Vacations events.

President Clinton was recently photographed in the company of two porn actresses in Monte Carlo, France (to download a copy of the photo of the porn stars and Bill Clinton together, visit http://twitpic.com/9p5626/full), in an encounter reportedly initiated by the President himself. Porn Film Vacations–an ongoing international schedule of exclusive X-rated vacations, gives porn fans a front row seat on-set to watch porn films being made, party with sex-crazy adult starlets and even be considered on-the-spot to be in the hardcore movies themselves!
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Ron Jeremy in New Orleans

New Orleans is already a strange place before mixing in characters of questionable repute like Ron Jeremy. But when in Rome, one should make Rome as bizarre as possible.

I met Ron at Sylvain, a lovely, dark and sultry new addition to French Quarter drinking and dining, where we sat for a bite and a beer. He doesn’t drink much, which is ironic, because we were meeting on the premise of tasting his new rum, Ron de Jeremy. Wearing sweat pants and a t-shirt promoting the spirit, he was waiting with his distiller and PR rep and looking a bit exhausted. Feeling a bit wilted and hungover myself, I ordered a strange combination of local pale ale and beet crostini. He requested a charcuterie plate and polished off every last bite, as well as half of mine (I offered) while alternately playing the harmonica and making penis jokes.

“Did you know ‘ron’ means ‘rum’ in Spanish?” he asked rather earnestly. “And my uncle was a rum runner during prohibition to keep the family alive. So that’s a good connection. Also, my mother was a spy. And my great uncle founded [Upper West Side sturgeon purveyors] Barney Greengrass, but I’ve only eaten there twice.”

Speaking with his hands which waved to and fro as he grabbed fries from his distiller’s plate, Ron espoused bits of random knowledge and bragged about various talents of the sexual and non-sexual variety through out our entire conversation. “I can play the violin. And the piano. Look, I’ll play you a New Orleans song,” after which he adeptly huffed out “When the Saints Go Marching In” on his shiny harmonica. Guests around us gawked a bit. “You know Blues Traveler? John Popper? Good friend of mine. Taught me how to play.”

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