I’ve previously mentioned that there are a lot of products out there with my name on them, but that doesn’t mean I’ve sold my soul to the devil. All of my products, I’m fully willing to endorse and some of them are actually pretty fucking cool.

For example:
Ron Jeremy Wrapping Paper

I honestly can’t think of any better way to wrap a present than with my face and body all over it. Am I right?

Also:
Valentine’s Day is approaching and nothing says love and sexiness like me dressed up like cupid!

This would be perfect for your boss if he’s anything like some of the people I have to deal with:

Last but not least; walk around town with my face: