Yeah, I’d probably make the best damn President this Country has ever seen. That’s no lie.
- R

Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton has hired Ron Jeremy as an advisor in her race for the White House.
“Ron Jeremy is the perfect guy for the job”, she explained today. “With his experience and length of service, he’s gonna be everything, in my hours of need.”
Husband Bill said of ex porn star and director Jeremy “Well [...]