Hilary Clinton Hires Ron Jeremy as Advisor

Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton has hired Ron Jeremy as an advisor in her race for the White House.

“Ron Jeremy is the perfect guy for the job”, she explained today. “With his experience and length of service, he’s gonna be everything, in my hours of need.”

Husband Bill said of ex porn star and director Jeremy “Well Hillary and I sat down and thought of who we could bring in to help her in her campaign and we couldn’t think of anyone who had any relevant experience, then Hilary says that Ron just popped into her head.”

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