As if the porn industry hadn’t already tainted most of our childhood television memories, they’ve gone and made Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody. While I say enough already, I have to give Vivid some credit. From looks of it, they’ve put some serious time and effort into this thing. It looks pretty damn funny and best of all, Ron Jeremy shows up. I’ll never feel right sitting in my Cherry chair again, but I’ll have to watch it.
“Pee-Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. Too bad she’s a doll. But Pee-Wee doesn’t want to admit it. To him she’s as real as the bow-tie around his neck, much to the chagrin of sex worker Lizzy, who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee-Wee goes on a wild, madcap recovery mission, complete with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, and a porno director named Chorkle… only to find Dolly as a prop on a Lizzy porn set! Will Lizzy finally consummate her love for Pee-Wee? Is Pee-Wee really over Dolly? Will you bust a nut over the crazed 4-way interracial ass fuck, or Capri Anderson’s awesome body? Hit play (as in playhouse) and find out.” – Vivid Entertainment
