I Was The Only One at Max Hardcore’s Party

Going Away party that is.

I’m not even sure why, Max Hardcore is a pretty stand up guy right? I understand he’s going to jail for this and that, but the guy usually knows how to throw a party.

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See, there’s proof. Well ok, obviously someone had to take the picture of max and I, so Layla Rivera was there too:

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(Images Courtesy of: AVN.com)

Either way, I wish Max Hardcore all the best.

I Know How To Bring the Party (Favors)

I’ve previously mentioned that there are a lot of products out there with my name on them, but that doesn’t mean I’ve sold my soul to the devil. All of my products, I’m fully willing to endorse and some of them are actually pretty fucking cool.

For example:
Ron Jeremy Wrapping Paper

I honestly can’t think of any better way to wrap a present than with my face and body all over it. Am I right?

Also:
Valentine’s Day is approaching and nothing says love and sexiness like me dressed up like cupid!

This would be perfect for your boss if he’s anything like some of the people I have to deal with:

Last but not least; walk around town with my face: