Silly website publishes false story about Miley Cyrus fight with Ron Jeremy – UPDATED

Wrecking Ball Parody CaptureYou may have seen a news item today claiming, “According to the club’s manager, Ron Jeremy was hosting the Derby event at the club. At some point while Jeremy was talking with some fans near the bar area, he was approached by a, according to many, highly intoxicated Miley Cyrus who, thought he should die for ripping off her video.”

 

Apparently this site is trying to be something like the Onion. I’d call this story an epic fail. There is nothing entertaining or thought provoking in this piece of garbage writing. For that reason I will not even share the name of this lame website or link to the abhorrent article. It is true Ron was appearing at a Derby Party at Trixie’s in Louisville on May 3rd but that is where the truth to this story ends.

 

The story has already been debunked as a total lie. Ron himself tweeted “FYI – NOT TRUE “. The site Global Flare has also reported the story was a “Hoax“. The truth is actually the complete opposite of what this article claims. As we reported last week, Ron recently put out an album on the label BCR which also produced an album with Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley’s dad. Ron and Billy Ray know each other and Ron told me last week that he had received word that both Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus LOVED the parody video and thought it was hysterical. I don’t know Miley Cyrus at all but from what I have seen of her, she strikes me as someone who has a decent sense of humor and the ability to laugh at herself.

 

Ron also reported that Teri Richardson, the Director of Miley’s original  Wrecking Ball video watched and enjoyed the parody. The Ron Jeremy parody of the original Wrecking Ball music video was directed by Nathan Coltrane and produced by Amber Smith who went to great lengths to copy the original shot for shot and they did an amazing job. Speaking about making the video Amber said, “Ron Jeremy was a great sport. We have a great crew of friends that pulled this off in just two days of filming. With Nathan Coltrane directing & Micheal Greenman as our DP, it went as smooth as can be. Tons of laughs on set and never a dull moment around RJ. I’m glad to hear that the argument between him and Miley Cyrus was a hoax. It was really meant to be for fun. I heard that her and her dad Billy Ray Cyrus actually liked the video. I knew she had a good sense of humor.”

 

You can see a side by side comparison of the two in this YouTube Video:

 

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I am a big fan of intelligent satire and of course we all know Ron loves comedy but personally I find this most recent failed attempt at humor at the expense of Miley Cyrus to lack any constructive social criticism I would hope to find in a satirical piece. This fake news item is not witty, but is simply a mean spirited ploy to bring internet traffic to a website written by losers trying to capitalize on the fame of Ron Jeremy and Miley Cyrus. It’s pathetic and I would encourage all of you to ignore this story and refrain form sharing it or passing it on to others. If you are looking for something funny to brighten your day try the Onion or Funny or Die. Better yet, watch some more videos from the great people who made the Ron Jeremy Wrecking Ball Parody by visiting the SPOKENRAD channel on YouTube.

Let the Party Begin! – Spring Break 2014

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Ron Jeremy is in Florida this week to kick off Spring Break. He will be stopping by various clubs and bars to share his world famous (and I can say from personal experience, delicious) Ron de Jeremy fine rums.

We’ve got the appearance schedule for you. If you are in Florida be sure to get out and say hello to the legend in person.

FORT LAUDERDALE

March 11th | Crown Wine and Spirits #5 | 4pm-6pm

March 11th | Hunter’s Beach Bar | 7pm-9pm

March 12th | Twin Oaks Liquors | 4pm-6pm

March 12th | Atlantic Surf Club | 7pm-9pm

 

PANAMA CITY & SANTA ROSA

March 13th | Whiskey’s Saloon and Package | 4pm-6pm

March 13th | Picolo’s “The Red Bar” | 10pm-12am

March 13th | Pandora’s of Grayton | 12am – 2am

March 14th | Paradise Liquors | 2pm-5pm

March 14th | Kwiker Liquor | 6pm-9pm

March 14th | Ms Newby’s | 9:30pm-11:30pm

March 14th | Players Saloon | 12am-2am

I Was The Only One at Max Hardcore’s Party

Going Away party that is.

I’m not even sure why, Max Hardcore is a pretty stand up guy right? I understand he’s going to jail for this and that, but the guy usually knows how to throw a party.

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See, there’s proof. Well ok, obviously someone had to take the picture of max and I, so Layla Rivera was there too:

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(Images Courtesy of: AVN.com)

Either way, I wish Max Hardcore all the best.

I Know How To Bring the Party (Favors)

I’ve previously mentioned that there are a lot of products out there with my name on them, but that doesn’t mean I’ve sold my soul to the devil. All of my products, I’m fully willing to endorse and some of them are actually pretty fucking cool.

For example:
Ron Jeremy Wrapping Paper

I honestly can’t think of any better way to wrap a present than with my face and body all over it. Am I right?

Also:
Valentine’s Day is approaching and nothing says love and sexiness like me dressed up like cupid!

This would be perfect for your boss if he’s anything like some of the people I have to deal with:

Last but not least; walk around town with my face: