You can tell just by looking at me that I love to eat. Among my favorites is the occasional bucket of fried chicken. So you know it’s hard for me to do this but I’m giving up the Colonel.

Enough with the disgusting, factory raised chickens. We’re in the age of ‘green’ technologies and socially conscious living, get with the program already.

Until you can reform your evil ways, I’m afraid you’re dead to me KFC.

-R