Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton has hired Ron Jeremy as an advisor in her race for the White House.

“Ron Jeremy is the perfect guy for the job”, she explained today. “With his experience and length of service, he’s gonna be everything, in my hours of need.”

Husband Bill said of ex porn star and director Jeremy “Well Hillary and I sat down and thought of who we could bring in to help her in her campaign and we couldn’t think of anyone who had any relevant experience, then Hilary says that Ron just popped into her head.”

Hilary added, “He has got the necessary tools to take me all the way, we’re heading for the climax now and I don’t think I’m going to be disappointed!”

Asked if Bill would carry on working alongside her she responded with “You know I think this is gonna be one long hard one, but if Bill wants to join in then lets get everyone on board!”

Source: The Spoof