Happy Halloween: Ron “The Horny Hunchback” Jeremy

Happy Halloween!  In celebration of the best day of the year, we are featuring the classic porno, Ejacula.  Assuming that you arrived at RonJeremy . com on purpose, you can read the title and guess that the movie might have a little something to do with ejaculation and Dracula.  What fun!  Ron Jeremy plays the horny hunchback and while it is the least fuckable I’ve ever seen him, he plays a damn fine hunchback and still manages to bang a few hot blondes.  Ron has it like that.

 

Ron “The Hunchback” Jeremy sneaks a kiss.

Ron Jeremy Tongues A Hot Blonde

 

Ron “The Hunchback” Jeremy might have gotten caught.

Ron Jeremy And Ejacula

 

Don’t worry, Ron “The Hunchback” Jeremy, she’s not mad.

Don't Be Scared, Ron

 

She just wants you to rustle up some dinner for young Rocco Siffredi.

Ron Jeremy and Young Rocco Siffredi

Ron Jeremy Jack-O-Lantern

Who wouldn’t want a blazing tribute to the hardest working man in show-business?

Discreet enough to have on display, while recognizable enough to get a good laugh.

Following this stencil you should end up with a pumpkin that looks similar to this:

It’s not a super simple, but also not extremely difficult. It took me about 40 minutes to make the one above.
For those familiar with following stencils the basic idea is the black gets cut out, the grey should be shaved slightly, but not cut all the way through.
For those not familiar keep reading for more detailed instruction. Read the rest of this entry »

Be Ron Jeremy for Halloween

Ron Jeremy Halloween Mask
Click Image and Print

Has it been a rough month for your pockets? Was a Halloween costume just not in the cards for this year’s festivities? We have you covered. Click the Ron Jeremy Mask above and print your very own. The image is designed to print face-size on a regular 8.5×11 piece of paper, but will obviously be better or worse depending on the quality of paper printed on. Regardless, now you can attend any Halloween party you want as the jolly media icon we all know and love.

An autographed 8×10 poster of Ron Jeremy will be sent to the lucky fan who sends the best photo of him/herself wearing their Ron Jeremy mask to the e-mail below:

tbonner@guesswho.com

Happy Halloween from Ron Jeremy

Ron Jeremy hosts Devils Night Ball Halloween 2011Ron Jeremy felt he should send his personal Autumn greetings to all of you as we approach All Hallows Eve. He urges everyone to have a safe and Happy Halloween in 2011.

If you are planning to spend your Halloween weekend in the Vegas area, you can party with Ron Jeremy as he hosts the Devil’s Night Ball at The Crown Nightclub inside the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino. $20 at the door gets you access to a full night of sexy costume debauchery and adult entertainers. Ladies in costume or lingerie will receive a 50% discount. Come spend Sunday, October 30th with the Hedgehog himself and enjoy specials on both Skyy and Jack Daniels bottles. It will be a holiday event you will never forget.

Happy Halloween!