Mirror Mirror on the Wall…

Must be Halloween season, because this kind of eerie irony is absolutely classic. No more than a few days after “Super Ronio Brothers” gets posted, Ron Jeremy suddenly shows up as the Magic Mirror in a commercial for “Fairytale Fights” (an upcoming video game release for the PS3 and XBOX 360). Ron mediates/instigates a fight between two porn stars dressed as Little Red Riding Hood and Snow White.

Apparently Red is close to a high C-cup, and the two childrens’ story icons have no problem making out with each other on command. Halloween is almost here, and this commercial just provided me with another goal to achieve before the costume parties run their course until next year. Long live the Cosplay Holiday!

Ron’s Reptile Dysfunction

We all thought the boundary for seeing everything in this world was catching the mythical flying pig mid flight, but now the rules have been re-written. Ron Jeremy stars in a commercial for an erectile dysfunction drug produced by “Bigralis.” Not approved yet by the FDA, Bigralis has the opportunity to be more jovial and humorous about it’s product. Hense Ron in a gator outfit proclaiming his “Reptile Dysfunction.” If every Gator had as big a dick as this one, the University of Florida would have a 50/1 female to male ratio!