National Lampoon’s Homo Erectus

The story centers on Ishbo, a philosophical caveman who yearns for more out of life than sticks, stones and raw meat. The rest of his tribe write off his forward-thinking ideas as the ravings of an idiot, including the cavegirl he loves from afar.

I play Oog.

Ali Larter is in it.

I showed her my wiener. I show everyone my wiener.

It should be on DVD now so put it in your NetFlix Queue.

-R

Ali Larter Talks About Porn Star Pal

Ali Larter doesn’t kiss and tell.

Photos of the Heroes star casually chatting with adult film “legend” Ron Jeremy as he bared his, um… considerable asset… recently made the rounds on the internet, and OK! got to the bottom of the picture everybody’s talking about.

“It was an amazing time in my life, and that’s it,” Ali tells OK! at the American Women in Radio and Television’s Gracie Awards held at the Marriott Marquis in NYC.

That’s right, Ali, you tell them! There’s no definition for the love we share.

-R