
photo: national photo group
I invited a bunch of friends of mine to take an excursion to DisneyLand on Wednesday. It was a great time, but as you can see in the picture I was in a hurry to make it to the Matterhorn Boobsleds. I have to tell you, I was pretty disappointed when I arrived and realized it was BOBsleds, not BOOBsleds.
I mean, Disney is supposed to be a place for kids and adults. Both of which really enjoy boobs, so why not have a ride dedicated to them? If I would have realized the ride was Bobsleds I definitely wouldn’t have power walked there.
-R

Hey Ron,
My husband and I saw you at Disneyland on Election Day! We were tempted to stop you and say hi but we didn’t want to bug you. What better day to spend in the happiest place on earth?
helooo