Define Ron Jeremy

Everyone with time on their hands and the internet know Urban Dictionary for their hilarious, user-submitted definitions to the craziest of words. So we looked up Ron Jeremy to see what the peeps are writing about him. Boy these definitions are fucking funny.

These are our favorites:

	Ron Jeremy
	A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all. I’m writing in Ron Jeremy’s name for president in 2004!

	Ron Jeremy
	The current coach of the Miami Heat. Oops, sorry! That’s Stan Van Gundy.

	Ron Jeremy
	a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!

	Ron Jeremy
	God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn’t a porn star, he couldn’t get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he’s a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong! I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!

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