Chelsea Handler, host of “Chelsea Lately”, announced at the top of her Monday telecast that this will be her last book because she was thrilled that, “I’m finally done with the living hell that was writing it.” As far as doing another book, she added, “I would rather do a Pay Per View special where I have to lick the chocolate sauce off of Ron Jeremy’s hairy back while Tori Spelling reads aloud from John Mayer’s Twitter page.”

This comment intrigues me. Not for it’s obvious fallacy in thinking that chocolate on Ron Jeremy’s back would be an unsatisfying event, but for it’s possibility. Ron and John Mayer have been seen making acquaintance in public in the past. Chelsea Handler has posed for Playboy Magazine. Tori Spelling has been documented as a porn fanatic. I think Chelsea might be a lot closer to writing another book than she thinks.

Porn Parody anyone? “Has Chelsea Cum Lately?”

Tags: Chelsea Handler, chocolate, Ron Jeremy