How could one not enjoy 1980’s Ron Jeremy and sexy blonde retro porn alien babes? It’s pretty much impossible.
The Sex Aliens are looking for the last breeder of their race (Ron Jeremy) and along the way they fuck a whole gaggle of dudes until locating their coveted hedge hog. These ladies totally rock the feathered hair and long fingernails a la 1987. They are totally sexy. Along the way a couple of the girls get to bang Peter North in two separate scenes. How does he maintain such perfection with his hair? No matter how intense the scene may be, not one hair ever moves out of place. Peter definitely proves worthy of his title, “The Cumshot Legend”, with a dramatic slow motion splooge.
Finally, one of the hottie Sex Aliens finds Ron who doesn’t want to return to his home planet. He wants to stay on Earth where he has more in common with the women than men, where women “are treated as objects of sexual desire”, which was the problem he faced on his home planet. Oh Ron, don’t you know we only want to use you for your sex here on Earth too? He eventually gives in and plants his seed in the hot bodied sex alien. When he blows his load he turns into his true alien self with green spots and crazy green hair. As a side note: alien cum is blue/grey in color and stains easily.
In the end, the sexy sex aliens are relieved to have found their one last breeder so they can continue their race. Everyone lives happily ever after. This is classic Ron Jeremy at its best. Not only do you get to see him rock his cock, but you get to indulge in some top notch Hedgehog dialogue.
