Photos of the Heroes star casually chatting with adult film “legend” Ron Jeremy as he bared his, um… considerable asset… recently made the rounds on the internet, and OK! got to the bottom of the picture everybody’s talking about.
“It was an amazing time in my life, and that’s it,” Ali tells OK! at the American Women in Radio and Television’s Gracie Awards held at the Marriott Marquis in NYC.
That’s right, Ali, you tell them! There’s no definition for the love we share.
New York Magazine plugs my book ‘Ron Jeremy: The Hardest [Working] Man in Show Business.
HarperCollins’s Book Expo cocktail party Saturday night, on the Fox film lot (thanks, Rupert Murdoch), was designed to make every last bookseller feel like a star, its red carpet lined with thirties-style stock-character paparazzi. There were a few genuine quasi-celebrities in attendance: Audra McDonald, Muriel Hemingway, Kevin Nealon, and. … Ron Jeremy? Wearing a black blazer, a T-shirt reading “Pay to Play,” dark-gray jeans, and blue Crocs over bare feet, the world’s most famous male porn star was deep in conversation with a couple of Borders sales reps when we caught up with him.
Jeremy was at BEA for his book, Hardest (Working) Man in Show Business, now in paperback, which “didn’t get a single bad review,” and, he frequently reminded us, is a best seller. “Call me anything on the planet but you have to add on ‘and … a best-selling author,’” he said, insisting it’ll be in his obituary. “‘He was this, this, this, this, a lot of dick jokes, now he’s really stiff, and best-selling author.’”
Someday I’ll have to let you read my obit. The double entendres are so fast and furious it’s like Oscar Wilde wrote the thing.
Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton has hired Ron Jeremy as an advisor in her race for the White House.
“Ron Jeremy is the perfect guy for the job”, she explained today. “With his experience and length of service, he’s gonna be everything, in my hours of need.”
Husband Bill said of ex porn star and director Jeremy “Well Hillary and I sat down and thought of who we could bring in to help her in her campaign and we couldn’t think of anyone who had any relevant experience, then Hilary says that Ron just popped into her head.”
Erotica is coming and I’m making sure I’m going to be busy at all the best events, ha!
Ron Jeremy will host the new Sexopolis Rock Arena at this year’s Erotica LA expo June 6, 7 and 8 at the Los Angeles Convention Center.
The new section marks the first time Erotica LA has devoted a special section to the crossover between porn and rock ‘n’ roll. Rockin’ Ron will be on hand each day to sign autographs, spin tunes, and chat with LA’s hottest indie musicians. Joanna Angel, Metal Sanaz, Dave Navarro, Sunny Lane and the Wicked Girls are just a few of the stars set to appear at the show.
I’ll give you one guess who’s exposing themselves just bellow the frame of this photo… Ali Larter, star of NBC’s Heroes -or- Me, Ron Jeremy, the Clown Prince of Porn?
So the guys over at Ask Men recently sat down with yours truly and talked about life, porn, and my career. Naturally I gave one hell of an interview, check it out:
Q: You’ve done a lot of mainstream work for 2008, what are your big projects?
I got a lot of porn that’s coming out too, [but] the big ones I’ve got coming up are National Lampoon’s Homo Erectus with Dave Carradine and Ali Larter from Heroes; that’s going to be a big film and I got a nice part in that, I even have front credits. And also a film called One-Eyed Monster with Charles Napier and the girl who was in Buffy the Vampire Slayer [Amber Benson]; there’s a very funny horror film where the aliens infiltrate a penis. You’ll never guess whose, so that’s going to be a very bizarre movie. And another one’s called Finding Bliss… with Denise Richards and Leelee Sobieski.
I’ve done so many films… there’s one called Loaded, another one called Stone & Ed, there’s one called Finishing the Game that was actually nominated for an Asian award and gave me and [James] Franco a good review.
Q: Are you planning to retire from porn any time soon?
I will retire from porn when I wake up one morning and find my penis under the pillow. Or I’ll be jogging and I’ll hear this noise [makes popping sound] and find my schmeckle lying somewhere on the ground. But actually I still do porn. I was nominated last year for Desert Stormy and I did a lot of high-profile films, Not the Bradys, Not the Bradys Part II, [and] Bewitched. So, it’s going really well. Still doing adult because the penis still works; I’m chasing age. As long as the penis works, I’ll do porn — ‘cause it’s fun, it pays and I still like it, but I’m doing more mainstream, that’s for sure.
LOS ANGELES — Ron Jeremy was signing autographs and posed for pictures for an enthusiastic group at adult fan show Adultcon at the Beamonstar booth, which was promoting its male enhancement products. The three-day expo featured dozens of porn stars, models and adult entertainment companies.
“It’s amazing how recognizable our ExtenZe brand has become thanks in part to endorsements from industry stars like Ron Jeremy,” Beamonstar President Jeff Bolanos said.
Ashton Kutcher went around name dropping this weekend while talking with reporters about good times with Porn Legend and all around fun guy: me.
[Ashton] recently spoke about the night out, which predated his 2005 marriage to Demi Moore: “I turned $1,000 into $25,000 playing Craps, then ended up on stage with a rap group, with a bottle of champagne in one hand, standing next to Ron Jeremy, rapping to a sea of porn stars and silicone. The rest of the night is fuzzy.”
“I actually might be the only person who didn’t have sex with Ron Jeremy that night. He actually kept introducing me to this woman named Egypt and tried to hook it up but that wasn’t my cup of tea.”
Ashton’s being modest. I banged him too.
Since he’s promoting his movie on my name allow me to promote my movie on his.
Check out Spunk’d my latest release and a clever little twist on Ashton’s Mtv series: Punk’d. Join Gashton Cootcher as he Spunks Lindsay Blowhan, Hairless Hilton, Mary-Kate and Ashley Holesen, Wilmer Balled-yer-mama, Dumi Moore, Cumdoleezza Rice and other celebrities! The chicks in this movie are MAD hot! They all get completely naked, bone guys, and bone each other! Oh, and their acting is also fantastic.
Photos of the Heroes star casually chatting with adult film “legend” Ron Jeremy as he bared his, um… considerable asset… recently made the rounds on the internet, and OK! got to the bottom of the picture everybody’s talking about.
HarperCollins’s Book Expo cocktail party Saturday night, on the Fox film lot (thanks, Rupert Murdoch), was designed to make every last bookseller feel like a star, its red carpet lined with thirties-style stock-character paparazzi. There were a few genuine quasi-celebrities in attendance: Audra McDonald, Muriel Hemingway, Kevin Nealon, and. … Ron Jeremy? Wearing a black blazer, a T-shirt reading “Pay to Play,” dark-gray jeans, and blue Crocs over bare feet, the world’s most famous male porn star was deep in conversation with a couple of Borders sales reps when we caught up with him.
Ron Jeremy will host the new Sexopolis Rock Arena at this year’s Erotica LA expo June 6, 7 and 8 at the Los Angeles Convention Center.
So, the wise asses over at TMZ think I look like a muppet do they?
LOS ANGELES — Ron Jeremy was signing autographs and posed for pictures for an enthusiastic group at adult fan show Adultcon at the 
