I’m a serious actor, well as serious as I can be in a movie about my dick. My 9 3/4 size penis goes on a rampage and terrorizes a film crew and stars in my new movie ‘One-Eyed Monster”. Epic! Watch the trailer and tell me if this isn’t the best movie you’ve heard about in a long (emphasis on LONG) time.
I watched One Eyed Monster last night and I gotta say that’s probably the best movie about a killer dick I’ve ever seen (come to think of it, it might be the only movie about a killer dick I’ve seen). It’s like what they show on the SciFi channel on Saturdays, only better, funnier, and with more killer dick. You guys did a really good job.