Jamye Waxman caught me resting my eyes at AVN Novelty Expo in Los Angeles this week.

What can I say? I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. The ANE is like AVN but just for dildos. It’s hard to promote for your plastic replacements. Plus I was up late the night before. Anchorman was on TBS and I couldn’t go to bed without finishing it. The Will ferall is hilarious but Paul Rudd is the actor’s comedian…

Anyway, safe to say that Jamye had a better time then i did. Although I did get all my Christmas shopping done early this year.

-R

Just what the fuck were those HUGE tits doing on that leggy slender body? Why is a chick this HOT doing porno in the first place? Where did she get that endless sexual energy that made her so game to suck, fuck and satisfy? Rare loops, titty fucking action, Christy as a dominatrix and more, all topped off with a gallery of rare early stills of the sexiest teenage-titty queen of all time! Rated XXX!

Oh yea, I’m in it too.

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If you don’t already know you can read the whole story at Porno News Network but I’m going to cut right to the chase because it’s Friday and I only have a million, billion hands to shake and boobies to grab at Erotica LA.

I do want to say that the real tragedy behind something like this is that while most of Max’s stuff is very, very strong when anyone is convicted of charges in spite of the First Amendment it leads to a more people getting convicted of the same thing. That’s the double edge sword of precedent. I’ve read Elegant Angel is facing similar charges for way tamer stuff.

Although I think Max is going to be OK on appeal he’s still got a long, rough summer a head of him as sentencing isn’t scheduled until September. I wish the best to Max and all the other adult entertainers that are unfairly singled out by petty prosecutors and prudish partisans. The system was designed to protect people not institutionalize them for refusing to conform.

For more information on Free Speech and what you can do to help keep it free, please check out FSC

-R

He says people only care about who I fucked. All I’m saying is people care about furry puppies more than my dick. So, how about a chapter on my work with PETA?

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Enjoy.

-R

Charles Barkley thinks Stan Van Gundy is Me.

Check the close up around the 1:30 mark for an excellently photoshopped picture of me on Van Gundy’s shirt.

“He just suddenly lost it,” Special Ops Lt. Col Henry Gibson said. “This apparently was a sore subject. We hit a nerve.”

The suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 terror attacks, Shaikh Mohammed was captured last week by US and Pakistani forces and is considered to be the No. 3 man in the al-Qaeda terrorist organization. He also bears an uncanny resemblance to veteran porn actor Ron Jeremy, known in the adult industry as “The Hedgehog.”

According to sources, nearly a dozen expert interrogators and translators were flown in to extract information from the the tight-lipped leader. After 12 hours they were about to call it a day when a security officer let the comment slip.

“The prisoner barely even speaks English,” Gibson said. “But when someone pointed out that [Mohammed] looks just like the star of ‘The Sperminator’ and ‘Dr. Sphincter’ films, the guy just started screaming and cursing like a lunatic.”

Pakistani translator Ahmed Hajman worked feverishly to translate dozens of expletives from the standard Arabic into English.

“He’s been unfairly compared to Ron Jeremy his whole life and he just reached his breaking point,” Hajman explained. “For years he’s been working to change his image and no matter what he does, he still looks just like that fat American actor with the giant shlong. He’s very upset.”

Gibson admits when he first saw the captured al-Qaeda leader, it was the first thing that popped in his head, but he didn’t say anything out of fears of acknowledging his love for pornography — and in particular, the vast film library of Ron Jeremy.

“I suppose when you become the third ranked leader in the largest terrorism network in the world, you might find the comparison insulting,” Gibson acknowledged. “Personally, I would be flattered.”

Source: Bob From Accounting

The guest list for the party includes Troma President Lloyd Kaufman, Eli Roth, James Gunn, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Stan Lee, Quentin Tarantino, Julie Strain, Kevin Eastman, Roger Corman and the “Poultrygeist” cast.

Shot and screened on 35mm, “Poultrygeist” blends the feather ruffling politics of “Fast Food Nation,” the satire of “Shaun of The Dead” and the show-stopping musical numbers of “Spring Awakening” to skewer the fast food industry, limousine liberals, and almost everyone else in American society, according to a Troma spokesperson.

“‘Poultrygeist’ continues Troma Entertainment’s long history of cinematic political activism,” said director Kaufman, who is also a co-founder of Troma Entertainment. “Big media puts the Kool-Aid in the water and brainwashes the public to line up at fast food joints like obese, artery clogged zombies … except in our film it’s chicken-Indian zombies. The American Indians were exterminated and so are billions of innocent chickens. The zombie is a perfect metaphor.”

“Poultrygeist” opens June 13 in Los Angeles at Laemmle’s Sunset 5 Cinemas, 8000 Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood. Screenings are open to the public with paid admission.

Source: xBiz