Chelsea Handler, host of “Chelsea Lately”, announced at the top of her Monday telecast that this will be her last book because she was thrilled that, “I’m finally done with the living hell that was writing it.” As far as doing another book, she added, “I would rather do a Pay Per View special where I have to lick the chocolate sauce off of Ron Jeremy’s hairy back while Tori Spelling reads aloud from John Mayer’s Twitter page.”

This comment intrigues me. Not for it’s obvious fallacy in thinking that chocolate on Ron Jeremy’s back would be an unsatisfying event, but for it’s possibility. Ron and John Mayer have been seen making acquaintance in public in the past. Chelsea Handler has posed for Playboy Magazine. Tori Spelling has been documented as a porn fanatic. I think Chelsea might be a lot closer to writing another book than she thinks.

Porn Parody anyone? “Has Chelsea Cum Lately?”

I Am Virgin

A virus has expunged most of the world’s population, and all the survivors have been turned into horny vampires who crave not blood, but sex. All, that is, except one: Robby (Adam Davis). A virgin who is the last human on Earth, and whose only companion is his basset hound, Billy.

The lustful Robby wanders around looking for other human survivors. Instead, he finds wanton vampire men and women acting on their carnal desires. Robby then secretly watches these lascivious lads and ladies go at it.

Grab a copy of this erotic horror spoof and see Ron Jeremy in erotic vampire form.

Never ones to shy away from controversy, the animal rights organization turns to hot ads to promote ’safe sex’ for pets.

Adult film star Sasha Grey. Porn king Ron Jeremy. 9½ Weeks star Mickey Rourke. Put ‘em in a lineup out of context and you’d never guess that they were spokespeople for getting your pet spayed.

Leave it to PETA to rock the boat on a topic that until recently was left to the less-exciting words of Bob Barker (and now Drew Carey) at the end of each episode of The Price is Right: “Help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered.”

February 23 is “Spay Day,” and in anticipation of the one day each year that leaves even the heartiest of pooches cowering in the corner with their legs crossed, Tonic offers up a look at the history of sexy (or not) ads the animal rights organization uses to spread (eh-hem) the word. From the suggestion that dogs would use condoms if they could, to a dreamy old-school movie-star photo of Patricia Arquette; from Dancing With the Stars’ Carrie Ann Inaba in garter belt and stockings, to the in-your-face edict to “have the balls” to get your dog fixed.

- Article Courtesy of Tonic

Ron Jeremy was spotted at the XBIZ Awards in Los Angeles this past week. In a completely coincidental turn of events, he ran into HotMovies Director of Business Development, James Cybert, while wearing his HotMovies.com t-shirt. HotMovies.com won “VOD Company of the Year” at the XBIZ Awards this year. Always good to see Ron hanging with high-class clientele.

Ron was also rumored to be hanging with WWE wrestling duo “Cryme Tyme”. The team consists of JTG, Jayson Paul, and Shad, Shad Chad Javier Romane Chittick Gaspard, an over-the-top parody of stereotypical street thugs. Between James Cybert, Cryme Tyme, and the bevy of Porn VIP’s who always attend the XBIZ Awards…it sounds like the event was a great time.

Ron Jeremy recently spoke at the Nebraska Union to defend Pornography in debate against Activist Susan G. Cole. Hundreds of Nebraskans lined the walls to see the fabled “Dong Juan” do his thing, few of which looked over the age of 25.

Susan’s message sounded like that of a thousand activists before her. Her main points regarded the availability of adult content to minors and how she believes Porn is reshaping our notions of sexuality. Of course, considering the time worn argument, most of Ron Jeremy’s speech sounded about the same as well. I will give Susan kudos for having a serious argument with Ron while he was wearing a purple hawaiian crocodile shirt though. Lookin’ snappy Ron!

Susan’s remarks tended to skew from targeting Pornography to targeting Ron himself at some points, and I would like to address those.

“The truth of the matter is that Ron Jeremy’s time has gone,” Cole said. “He is, when it comes to the reality of pornography in 2010, completely irrelevant.”

Counter Point: So then you could say the same of someone like Babe Ruth in regard to Baseball? You have an interesting stand point Susan. The Babe is dead and has more relevance to Baseball than you do today, without having seen a single second of it played in 2010. Maybe you should dig him up and tell him he’s irrelevant.

“We think we have control,” Cole said. “We think our sexuality is the last bastion of our individualism, and I say that is actually changing, that we are losing control of what’s turning us on.”

Counter Point: The only way this makes any sense as a threat, is if you whole heartedly believe in the religious puritan principles this country was started from. If you do, then things like the Salem Witch Trials were totally fine right?

So what if our notions of sexuality are changing? The human race is always evolving and adapting in everything it does. That’s why we don’t drown people to make sure they don’t use black magic anymore!

Alright, enough hate. Debate with more of these kind of people Ron. The rebuttal is so much more fun

ElliotsBlog.com recently posted about their experience at this past DOMAINfest. DOMAINfest is a conference meant to inspire and support the web industry, not only by providing valuable content and informative sessions, but also by providing opportunities to network among the people who keep the domain industry moving.

This year DOMAINfest’s social networking function was a party at the PLAYBOY Mansion, which apparently was a “who’s who” of the web business scene. During their time at the mansion, the boys ran into Ron Jeremy as he was having a conversation with Justin Brescia from the hit MTV series “The Hills”.

“A couple of hours later when the party was ending, we bumped into Justin and adult film legend Ron Jeremy who were chatting about where to go after the party. It was decided that Ron would drive us (Justin, Two of their friends, Tony, and me) to Hollywood where a bottle of Grey Goose was supposedly awaiting us at a hot spot called Playhouse. Shortly thereafter, we arrived at the club where we were ushered in to a private table with VIP service. Right after we got there, the DJ announced Justin’s entrance and played the show’s theme song as the crowd went crazy. The only down side is that they stopped serving alcohol by the time we got there. The plus side is that we didn’t need anymore alcohol. It was a crazy night.” – ElliotsBlog.com

When it comes to social networking, Ron Jeremy is a man that any business would want on their side. As you can tell, he always knows where the party is at and never stops “working”.

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The word library usually conjures up late night memories of cramming for an exam or putting the finishing touches on a lengthy paper. For some, it might even drum up the high school pranks that, much to their parent’s dismay, landed them in detention with their friends… yet again.

Rarely however does the word library become part of the title of a new MTV show that has been described as “Jackass… set in an enclosed environment.” Modeled after a Japanese game show, Silent Library will represent a new breed of competition format that will feature six friends, all vying for a cash prize, forced to impose unimaginable, beyond hysterical stunts on one another. With stunts ranging from brushing one’s teeth with wasabi to having your face held in the path of “the slapper” (a gloved hand that rotates on an automated machine) it will be obvious to viewers that remaining silent is much easier said than done.

Within each episode, team members will repeatedly draw cards to determine who must step up to the plate to endure the next “test.” The teammate who unluckily draws the skull and cross bones card will have to complete the task at hand to the satisfaction of the wise cracking host and moderator of Silent Library. Should the teammate performing the stunt not last long enough or should their friends seated beside them erupt with uncontainable laughter… the cash prize on the line will decrease.

With only one guiding rule — to remain SILENT, MTV will show viewers that just because you aren’t heading into the Gauntlet or facing off in a Duel doesn’t mean that the stakes aren’t high, that the stunts aren’t real and that the competition isn’t fierce. Never has the MTV audience sat through a study hall, Saturday detention or cram session in a library quite like this…

Ron Jeremy is set to make a guest appearance during this season. Keep an eye out for him on MTV @ 6:30pm/7:30pm central.

Ron Jeremy made quite the mark in Vegas this weekend. He has stepped in a heaping pile of “leet” shit, but for the benefit of developing minds.

Ron spent his time in Vegas hopping back and forth between the Adult Entertainment Expo and the Consumer Electronics Show which happened simultaneously. During his time at CES, his main goals were to stand up for the adult entertainment business and promote internet safety through InternetSafety.com. Unfortunately, it seems Ron Jeremy’s message has been a bit convoluted.

Gaming is a subject that hits very close to this writer’s heart. “Studies have found that violent video games are a much bigger negative influence on kids,” Ron Jeremy stated at CES. Since this statement, many Gamer blogs have responded negatively towards Ron. As an avid adult gamer myself, I would urge you to see this point of view for what it really is.

For example, take the most popular violent title today, “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.” If playing the title over a network such as XBOX Live, I’m sure anyone over the age of 25 would say, “hearing a 10 year blurt out obscenities after shooting you in the face is a little ridiculous.” This is the type of thing Ron Jeremy is obviously making his statement about. I, as a gamer, could never think someone who most recently starred in a commercial series for a violent cartoon fighting game, would be publicly attacking the genre’s very existence as a whole.

It is implied by Ron Jeremy that neither Pornography nor Violent Gaming are acceptable for children. In the interest of Internet Safety, which is why Ron was in attendance, both should be censored by parents for their children’s sakes. Violent Gaming is widely more accepted by parents than Pornography in the home, but also has adverse effects. As an advocate of parental responsibility with regards to technology, Ron’s need to bring attention to this isn’t all that “off the wall.”

Between Porn and Gaming, Porn has most certainly gotten the short end of the stick in public media. Be that as it may, you still don’t see as many 12 year old children having sex on camera as you do see the same age group regurgitating offensive phrases they hear over video games. Porn has done much to protect minors from viewing it’s materials. Gaming has also instituted ratings for mature games and such, but has nowhere close to the success rate of the Adult Industry in comparison.

So calm down all you avid adult gamers out there. This one was meant for the kids.

LAS VEGAS, Jan. 5 — Ron Jeremy, the adult film star who is ranked as America’s top porn actor by the Adult Video Network, is encouraging parents to take steps to protect children from pornography when they are surfing the Internet. Jeremy is recommending the use of tools such as InternetSafety.com’s Safe Eyes family Internet management software to automatically block access to online pornographic content.

“Porn is definitely not for kids. Take it from someone who has worked in the industry for years,” Jeremy said. “Internet filtering is an easy way to prevent kids from being exposed to this stuff, and I think that every parent should use a product like Safe Eyes.”

Article courtesy of PRNewswire

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InternetSafety.com(TM) has been a leading provider of web filtering solutions for consumers and businesses since 1999. The company’s flagship software, Safe Eyes®, is the two-time recipient of the PC Magazine Editors’ Choice Award, earned a separate Editor’s Choice Award from LAPTOP Magazine, and was rated as the #1 parental control solution by America’s leading consumer advocacy publication. Other products include Safe Eyes Mobile, the first family-safe browser for the iPhone; EtherShield, a network-level solution offering plug-and-play Internet filtering for business environments; and Safe Eyes Business, an end-point filtering service for businesses of any size. The company’s products are used by customers in more than 150 countries. The company also supplies the technology for McAfee® Family Protection online safety software. For more information, visit www.internetsafety.com.

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