If you’re bored on this glorious Friday afternoon in Philadelphia you should make your way over to Wing Bowl After Party at Delilah’s. While I’m sure you’ll enjoy the mostly naked beautiful ladies working the stage, I’m suggesting this because Ron Jeremy is hosting the event.  He was hanging out at the actual Wing Bowl itself and we were able to dig up a picture of him hanging out with Mary Carey and a few other random hotties.

What is the Wing Bowl, you ask?  Well, it’s disgusting, but it is indeed a Philly tradition.  It is an eating contest – eat the most wings without yacking them up and you get to win a big fat trophy (the disgusting part).  It is held at the Wells Fargo Center, home of the Philadelphia Flyers and the 76ers (to name a few).  Strip Clubs participate and the world’s hottest exotic dancers perform (the not disgusting part).  On Wing Bowl day these ladies are known as “Wingettes”.

Really, none of this matters.  What matters is that you check out Ron and high five a few really full gluttons at the Wing Bowl after party.

It’s time to kick it old school Ron Jeremy Style! These pornos from the Golden Girls series were shot on 8mm film and give you the opportunity to get your RJ fix and get off in less than 10 minutes.

That’s right, I just made your dreams come true.  These mini smut movies are without the actual sound from the sweet sweet love making, but you might enjoy the background music just as much, but probably not.  However, you will enjoy the crap out of the vintage RJ action.  Before he was the handsome beastly man you see today, he was a young bright eyed boy looking to ravage every pussy he could get his wang in.  Let us celebrate this.

I apologize if you were expecting to watch Ron bang the Golden Girls.  You’re sick and you need help, which is why you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.

Golden Girls 85 – Summer Loves It: No seriously, she does.  Summer is a stone cold fox and she totally makes Ron Jeremy’s tongue her bitch.  Her tan lines and feathered hair are awesome, but the best part of this porno short is the epic slow motion RJ pop shot at the end.

Golden Girls 19 - Dining In: Why is Crissi Stevens about bite the head of Ron Jeremy’s mighty cock off?  I know it’s appetizing, but seriously, lady?  Watch the teeth.  Otherwise, this is a rock solid old school RJ kitchen fuck.

Goldern Girls 133 – Really Hard: Ron’s pimp skills in action!  He totally creeps up with his sexy face on and locks eyes with this ridiculously hot lady – leotard and all.  RJ works his usual sexy-time magic, but I mostly like how Gina keeps her wrist bands on throughout the scene.

Goldern Girls 96 – Up Right And Nasty: Hello, Janey Robbins!  I love when two worlds collide bring both bush and nipple piercings together.  Sure, bush is making a comeback, but I’m not so sure nipple piercings were common in 1982. What I am sure about is that the RJ anal action is top notch.  I’m also pleased to present you with another amazing slow-mo cum shot.  It might change your life.

Golden Girls 27 – Scheming Lisa: This porno ditty made me ponder two things.  #1 Ron Jeremy has licked a lot of pussy in his time.  I wonder just how many he has licked.  #2 White spandex jeans actually exist?  P.S. Don’t be fooled by the cover!  This is indeed a Golden Girls spectacular!

You probably won’t get to take a mustache ride, but you’ll get to shake his hand and tell him how much you love his work.  Since you’ve been boppin’ your bologna and twirlin’ the pearl to his movies for years, it’s the least you can do.  You might even hear a joke and a little blow on the harmonica, but I’m not making any promises.

It’s 2012.  You should definitely meet Ron Jeremy before the end of the world comes.  You’ll be thankful you crossed it off your list.

The 2012 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo is being held at the Hardrock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada January 19-20.

This discussion was based on the AIDS Healthcare Foundation’s initiative to enforce condom use during the filming of adult movies.  The California Division of Occupational Safety and Health (Cal/OSHA) laid down the law in 2004 requiring condom use in porn, but it hasn’t exactly been enforced.  The Foundation aims to tighten up ship and make sure men are wrapping it up.  Porn stars like Ron and Nina Hartley are willing, but don’t think it’s what the viewers want.

Read the full story to find out more about what these legends of the smut had to say.

*We here at ronjeremy.com fully support and encourage you to use condoms and practice safer sex!

**Update: The Los Angeles city ordinance requiring porn performers to wear condoms has passed.  Check out the full story in the LA Times.

On a recent episode of Saturday Night Live, Bobby Moynihan portrayed Ron Jeremy as he hosted the “Adult Video Awards In Memoriam”. He manages to squeeze in a zinger a la Hedgehog style, but the remainder of the video is… well, you can decide on the level of hilarity. Enjoy!

How could one not enjoy 1980’s Ron Jeremy and sexy blonde retro porn alien babes? It’s pretty much impossible.

The Sex Aliens are looking for the last breeder of their race (Ron Jeremy) and along the way they fuck a whole gaggle of dudes until locating their coveted hedge hog. These ladies totally rock the feathered hair and long fingernails a la 1987. They are totally sexy. Along the way a couple of the girls get to bang Peter North in two separate scenes. How does he maintain such perfection with his hair? No matter how intense the scene may be, not one hair ever moves out of place. Peter definitely proves worthy of his title, “The Cumshot Legend”, with a dramatic slow motion splooge.

Finally, one of the hottie Sex Aliens finds Ron who doesn’t want to return to his home planet. He wants to stay on Earth where he has more in common with the women than men, where women “are treated as objects of sexual desire”, which was the problem he faced on his home planet. Oh Ron, don’t you know we only want to use you for your sex here on Earth too? He eventually gives in and plants his seed in the hot bodied sex alien. When he blows his load he turns into his true alien self with green spots and crazy green hair. As a side note: alien cum is blue/grey in color and stains easily.

In the end, the sexy sex aliens are relieved to have found their one last breeder so they can continue their race. Everyone lives happily ever after. This is classic Ron Jeremy at its best. Not only do you get to see him rock his cock, but you get to indulge in some top notch Hedgehog dialogue.

Watch Sex Aliens NOW

Ron Jeremy returns with his trusty harmonica to wish you all a very Safe and Happy New Year!!! After you listen to his heartfelt rendition of the chorus to Au Lang Syne, pick up a bottle of Ron De Jeremy Rum to feature at your celebration. Nothing starts a conversation better than, “Is that the Ron Jeremy liquor?” Not to mention the fun drinks described completely on the website below.

Official Ron De Jeremy Website

A ton of forum buzz was suddenly rekindled over the images of Ron Jeremy dressed as Super Mario. So much so that even Kotaku, a Gawker Media video game blog named in CNET’s Top 100, decided to report on it. The personal search for where these iconic photos originated from was taken on by Doorknobjohnny within the Something Awful Forum. When he shouldered the task, he was not aware that obtaining a copy of Super Hornio Brothers is quite possibly the most difficult Ron Jeremy adventure one can undertake.

Some of you may be wondering why it is that we, Ron Jeremy’s Official Website, do not offer Super Hornio Brothers or Super Hornio Brothers 2 within our massive library of Ron Jeremy videos. The simple answer is “Nintendo”. After Super Hornio Brothers was produced, the Nintendo corporation bought the rights to the films in order to halt their distribution indefinitely. Otherwise, we would 100% offer up Super Hornio Brothers for streaming glory. As you can see from the edited highlight reel above, it is a classic hilarious Ron Jeremy porn parody.

Special Thanks to DoorknobJohnny and the SA Forum crew for all of their efforts!

Ron Jeremy would like to wish all those celebrating the Festival of Lights a very safe and Happy Hanukkah in 2011. Ron was very excited to record this greeting. So much so in fact, he recorded three different greetings for Hanukkah alone! In this Happy Hanukkah video, Ron takes a moment to educate us on what makes every Jewish holiday so similar. You can find his more musical Hanukkah greetings at his Official Youtube Channel.

Have a Happy Hanukkah Everyone!