Archive for the ‘Ron Jeremy’ Category

National Lampoon’s Homo Erectus

Posted on August 23rd, 2008 by by ronjeremy

The story centers on Ishbo, a philosophical caveman who yearns for more out of life than sticks, stones and raw meat. The rest of his tribe write off his forward-thinking ideas as the ravings of an idiot, including the cavegirl he loves from afar.
I play Oog.
Ali Larter is in it.
I showed her [...]

Even Ron Jeremy Ends Up in the Friend Zone

Posted on August 19th, 2008 by by ronjeremy

Sheesh. You’d think a guy who made thousands of adult movies and plugged more holes than a plumber would have no problem being seen as a sexual creature… a sexual serpent if you will.
So why is Teri Weigle telling Naughty America that she Loves me like a brother?
I’m serious. Teri and I have [...]

Ron Jeremy Ignites Bewitched XXX w/ Star Power

Posted on August 12th, 2008 by by ronjeremy

I think I’m inlove with everyone in this movie, Myself included.
Jenna Haze, Teagan & Sasha Grey Ignite Not Bewitched XXX with Star Power
(Hollywood, CA) Not Bewitched XXX is loaded with such an incredible array of gonzo superstars some might mistake the movie as being one of those massively inexpensive sex-only flicks when it first hits [...]

Ron Jeremy Reviews: The 100 Grand Gala

Posted on August 11th, 2008 by by ronjeremy

Everyone knows that I love a good party but I love a good photo op even more.
Couldn’t have asked for more in Philly on Saturday night where HotMovies.com was nice enough to have me out for their big 100 Grand Gala. About a thousand of HotMovies’ close friends, employees and affiliates packed into Transit Night [...]

24 Hours in My Philly Shoes

Posted on July 24th, 2008 by by ronjeremy

Last night I had the pleasure of hosting the Delilah’s Diamond G-String award along with the beautiful and talented Jesse Jane.
The women at Delilah’s were gorgeous and extremely talented. If you ever want to see Cirque du Soleil, save yourself the high price of admission and visit Delilah’s instead, much better use of funds.
Somebody [...]

Ron Jeremy Bangs Christy Canyon

Posted on July 11th, 2008 by by ronjeremy

Few porn stars are as fresh, alluring and downright cock hardening as a young, 18 year old Christy Canyon when she began stopping hearts in her earliest porn performances.
Just what the fuck were those HUGE tits doing on that leggy slender body? Why is a chick this HOT doing porno in the first place? Where [...]

Asleep At My Post

Posted on July 10th, 2008 by by ronjeremy

Jamye Waxman caught me resting my eyes at AVN Novelty Expo in Los Angeles this week.
What can I say? I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. The ANE is like AVN but just for dildos. It’s hard to promote for your plastic replacements. Plus I was up late the night before. [...]

Ron Jeremy Reviews: The Max Hardcore Verdict

Posted on July 6th, 2008 by by ronjeremy

I’m sure you heard all about it; ‘The Man’ is coming down on the porn industry with obscenity charges again. This time the sacrificial lamb is poor ol’ Max Hardcore whose only crime, according to authorities, is loving women too much… and peeing in their mouths.
If you don’t already know you can read the whole [...]

Ron Jeremy vs. His Ghostwriter

Posted on June 23rd, 2008 by by ronjeremy

My ghost writer took offense to a crack I made at his expense and now he’s calling me names.
He says people only care about who I fucked. All I’m saying is people care about furry puppies more than my dick. So, how about a chapter on my work with PETA?
-R

Barkley + Van Gundy = Ron Jeremy

Posted on June 18th, 2008 by by ronjeremy

Charles Barkley thinks Stan Van Gundy is Me.
Check the close up around the 1:30 mark for an excellently photoshopped picture of me on Van Gundy’s shirt.