It’s time to kick it old school Ron Jeremy Style! These pornos from the Golden Girls series were shot on 8mm film and give you the opportunity to get your RJ fix and get off in less than 10 minutes.

That’s right, I just made your dreams come true.  These mini smut movies are without the actual sound from the sweet sweet love making, but you might enjoy the background music just as much, but probably not.  However, you will enjoy the crap out of the vintage RJ action.  Before he was the handsome beastly man you see today, he was a young bright eyed boy looking to ravage every pussy he could get his wang in.  Let us celebrate this.

I apologize if you were expecting to watch Ron bang the Golden Girls.  You’re sick and you need help, which is why you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.

Golden Girls 85 – Summer Loves It: No seriously, she does.  Summer is a stone cold fox and she totally makes Ron Jeremy’s tongue her bitch.  Her tan lines and feathered hair are awesome, but the best part of this porno short is the epic slow motion RJ pop shot at the end.

Golden Girls 19 - Dining In: Why is Crissi Stevens about bite the head of Ron Jeremy’s mighty cock off?  I know it’s appetizing, but seriously, lady?  Watch the teeth.  Otherwise, this is a rock solid old school RJ kitchen fuck.

Goldern Girls 133 – Really Hard: Ron’s pimp skills in action!  He totally creeps up with his sexy face on and locks eyes with this ridiculously hot lady – leotard and all.  RJ works his usual sexy-time magic, but I mostly like how Gina keeps her wrist bands on throughout the scene.

Goldern Girls 96 – Up Right And Nasty: Hello, Janey Robbins!  I love when two worlds collide bring both bush and nipple piercings together.  Sure, bush is making a comeback, but I’m not so sure nipple piercings were common in 1982. What I am sure about is that the RJ anal action is top notch.  I’m also pleased to present you with another amazing slow-mo cum shot.  It might change your life.

Golden Girls 27 – Scheming Lisa: This porno ditty made me ponder two things.  #1 Ron Jeremy has licked a lot of pussy in his time.  I wonder just how many he has licked.  #2 White spandex jeans actually exist?  P.S. Don’t be fooled by the cover!  This is indeed a Golden Girls spectacular!

How could one not enjoy 1980’s Ron Jeremy and sexy blonde retro porn alien babes? It’s pretty much impossible.

The Sex Aliens are looking for the last breeder of their race (Ron Jeremy) and along the way they fuck a whole gaggle of dudes until locating their coveted hedge hog. These ladies totally rock the feathered hair and long fingernails a la 1987. They are totally sexy. Along the way a couple of the girls get to bang Peter North in two separate scenes. How does he maintain such perfection with his hair? No matter how intense the scene may be, not one hair ever moves out of place. Peter definitely proves worthy of his title, “The Cumshot Legend”, with a dramatic slow motion splooge.

Finally, one of the hottie Sex Aliens finds Ron who doesn’t want to return to his home planet. He wants to stay on Earth where he has more in common with the women than men, where women “are treated as objects of sexual desire”, which was the problem he faced on his home planet. Oh Ron, don’t you know we only want to use you for your sex here on Earth too? He eventually gives in and plants his seed in the hot bodied sex alien. When he blows his load he turns into his true alien self with green spots and crazy green hair. As a side note: alien cum is blue/grey in color and stains easily.

In the end, the sexy sex aliens are relieved to have found their one last breeder so they can continue their race. Everyone lives happily ever after. This is classic Ron Jeremy at its best. Not only do you get to see him rock his cock, but you get to indulge in some top notch Hedgehog dialogue.

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Filmed on location at the Hustler Video studios, the This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX parody includes a lampoon of everyone’s favorite characters from the original film played by some of the adult industry’s most uncanny and talented performers. Evan Stone, who parodies the role of Dr. Peter Venkman, took his character to heart and truly outdid himself in this performance.

“I came from a background in acting,” said Stone. “So I know what kind of effort it takes to really take on a character role — even if it’s a spoof of the original. I studied the movie, and I studied the actor who played Venkman in the original film. But these aren’t just skin flicks anymore. Yes, the sex is an important and crucial part of the film but it’s not enough these days to just employ mediocre actors who can’t deliver a line. You have to be both now: a good actor and a good performer. We’re not just making dirty movies. We’re making movies.”

The most impressive and notable part about the This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX parody is that while this marks the second official big budget 3D feature for Hustler Video, this film focused heavily on the technology of 3D special effects. Laser beams being emitted from the Ghostbusters’ proton packs, Alexis Texas being transformed into an iridescent, transparent ghost, and Joslyn James becoming a Godzilla-sized post-war MILF monster, are just some of the ways in which one can see how special effects were utilized in the making of the This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX parody.

Brenda Black, Brandy Anniston, Tia Gunn, Rayveness, April Flores, Crissy Moran and Kelly Shibari join Ron Jeremy in XXXChurch.com’s newest PSA. Two hilarious 8 year old boys are attempting to do research for a school assignment, when a typo takes them from “pork” to “porn”. Pete the Porno Puppet, XXXChurch’s blonde puppet mascot since 2004, immediately begins shaking his head as the doorbell rings. The two curious lads rush to the door and find 4 gorgeous adult actresses waiting for them. When asked if they are at least 18 years old, the PSA depicts the issue of minors lying about their age with genius innocent comedy. Of course, after realizing this new power, the kids repeat with more adult words in order to render different things at their own doorstep. Ultimately, after drilling down into sub-niches of adult content, Ron Jeremy appears ready with two goats for some undisclosed entertainment.

Many adult professionals have had mixed opinions about the visual exposure of real minors to adult actors and actresses, but we feel this is exactly what the PSA is for. Parents should be made aware how easily adult material can be found by minors online, and that they have the ability to control it. Claiming ignorance to technology cannot be an acceptable excuse for today’s guardians.

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LOS ANGELES — Exile Distribution will distribute what Howard Levine calls “possibly the most controversial parody to come out in years,” a takeoff of the classic 1976 film “Taxi Driver.”

Directed by Sinister X, “Taxxxi Driver: The Parody” stars Tommy Pistol in the lead role of Travis Bickle and includes a high-profile supporting cast. Exile has made a deal to distribute the film from a newly formed production company that will be formally announced in the coming weeks.

The Exile co-owner Levine said the parody is as “painstakingly” close to the original as possible. The Hollywood film, directed by Martin Scorcese, starred Robert DeNiro, Albert Brooks and Jodie Foster and was nominated for four Academy Awards.

“What we were really going for is attention to detail, and that’s what we accomplished,” Levine told XBIZ. “We really went for a re-creation of the original movie. Tommy Pistol is Travis Bickle in the movie. He really did a great job. Lily LaBeau did an unbelievable job as Betsy. Evan Stone played Sport, and Ron Jeremy did a cameo for Wizard.”

The movie also features XBIZ New Starlet of the Year Chanel Preston, Sean Michaels, Nikki Charm, Jessie Andrews and Misty Stone.

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Yes, the hedgehog has always sported a dark, swarthy year round fur coat, but look at that physique! It’s slightly hard to tell while he’s stroking his hose next to the pool, but Ron Jeremy’s six pack is in full effect during this hot pool sex scene.

In what may be the best costume and make-up recreation of a blockbuster movie quality supervillain ever, Ron Jeremy joins the cast of Extreme Comixxx‘s newest comic book porn parody as “The Penguin.” The Hedgehog turned in his jolly Hawaiian garb for a paler shade, a long snout and Danny Devito approved three finger flipper hands to play the DC Comics antagonist. Accompanied by naked stardom such as: Rocco Reed (Superman), Evan Stone (Batman), Chanel Preston (Wonder Woman) and Roxanne Hall (Catwoman), this XXX porn parody is shaping up to be one of the top “Super Sex” videos of the year.

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SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — There have been many great debates, but this is one of the dirtiest- not because of mud-slinging but because of the topic.

There are two very famous faces behind “The Great Porn Debate.” Porn star Ron Jeremy and pastor Craig Gross travel the country going to head to head and taking questions from the audience.

They were at Missouri State Wednesday night.

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Ron Jeremy was spotted presenting HotMovies.com their third VOD Company of the Year award on stage at the 2011 XBiz Awards ceremony. Strutting her beautiful body up behind him is Ron’s good friend, and porn star, Sunny Lane.

The 2011 XBiz Awards took place February 9th in Hollywood, California at the Hollywood Palladium.

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On one side, there’s the angry food truck owner. On the other, the defensive porn director. In the middle is porn star Ron Jeremy, who has the best perspective on the XXX taco truck. It began innocently enough when popular local food truck The Flying Pig began showing up in promos for “The Flying Pink Pig,” a food truck-themed porn film starring Sunny Lane.

Truck owner Joe Kim says he was misled and thought the truck was being used in a “romantic movie.” (Hey, to some people, a double-penetration scene on the cold steel of a taco truck counter is romantic.)

Kim filed suit to stop the film’s release, but “Flying Pink Pig” director Erica McLean stood standing her ground, telling us that Kim’s story about being misled is a bunch of hooey.

Kim and McLean may not relish the legal wrangling — or maybe they do and this is all a canny publicity stunt — but Ron Jeremy certainly believes there’s no such thing as bad publicity. Though he doesn’t have a sex scene in either film, Jeremy plays a competing food truck owner in “The Flying Pink Pig” and its sequel. When we spoke to Ron Jeremy yesterday, he told us:

“We want to thank [Joe Kim] very much for suing. We appreciate it. It’s like when “Debbie Does Dallas” came out and the Dallas Cheerleaders sued. They made it the most popular movie in America. I personally want to thank him for suing Erica.”

Explaining his onscreen role, Ron Jeremy says, “I’m the competitor and I try to take over the business. I’m in the original and the sequel, and in both of them I yell, ‘I hate you, Sunny, and your flying pink pig!’ Sunny Lane beats me in the business, using sex and things like that, of course.” Of course. He’s not sure, but he thinks the trucks sells cupcakes.

The role of the vicious food truck owner came naturally to Ron Jeremy. Now well into his 50s, the #1 porn star of all time, according to AVN, considers himself a sexual and a culinary hedonist. (He already has his own rum, Ron de Jeremy.)

“To me, eating is even more fun than sex — on and off screen,” the Hedgehog says. “Once you get to your mid-50s, and you have a blonde, a brunette and a redhead over here vs. a steak and a lobster over there. I’m sorry, but the surf-and-turf is calling me more.”

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