ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Captured al-Qaeda leader Khalid Shaikh Mohammed finally broke his silence Tuesday after U.S. and Pakistani officials made offhand remarks comparing the terrorist to famed porn star Ron Jeremy during a 12 hour interrogation.
“He just suddenly lost it,” Special Ops Lt. Col Henry Gibson said. “This apparently was a sore subject. We [...]

Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton has hired Ron Jeremy as an advisor in her race for the White House.
“Ron Jeremy is the perfect guy for the job”, she explained today. “With his experience and length of service, he’s gonna be everything, in my hours of need.”
Husband Bill said of ex porn star and director Jeremy “Well [...]

I’m unimpressed with the contenders. I think I might throw my hat in the ring.
After all, I know so much about Economic Stimulus Packages.
-R