It’s time to kick it old school Ron Jeremy Style! These pornos from the Golden Girls series were shot on 8mm film and give you the opportunity to get your RJ fix and get off in less than 10 minutes.

That’s right, I just made your dreams come true.  These mini smut movies are without the actual sound from the sweet sweet love making, but you might enjoy the background music just as much, but probably not.  However, you will enjoy the crap out of the vintage RJ action.  Before he was the handsome beastly man you see today, he was a young bright eyed boy looking to ravage every pussy he could get his wang in.  Let us celebrate this.

I apologize if you were expecting to watch Ron bang the Golden Girls.  You’re sick and you need help, which is why you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.

Golden Girls 85 – Summer Loves It: No seriously, she does.  Summer is a stone cold fox and she totally makes Ron Jeremy’s tongue her bitch.  Her tan lines and feathered hair are awesome, but the best part of this porno short is the epic slow motion RJ pop shot at the end.

Golden Girls 19 - Dining In: Why is Crissi Stevens about bite the head of Ron Jeremy’s mighty cock off?  I know it’s appetizing, but seriously, lady?  Watch the teeth.  Otherwise, this is a rock solid old school RJ kitchen fuck.

Goldern Girls 133 – Really Hard: Ron’s pimp skills in action!  He totally creeps up with his sexy face on and locks eyes with this ridiculously hot lady – leotard and all.  RJ works his usual sexy-time magic, but I mostly like how Gina keeps her wrist bands on throughout the scene.

Goldern Girls 96 – Up Right And Nasty: Hello, Janey Robbins!  I love when two worlds collide bring both bush and nipple piercings together.  Sure, bush is making a comeback, but I’m not so sure nipple piercings were common in 1982. What I am sure about is that the RJ anal action is top notch.  I’m also pleased to present you with another amazing slow-mo cum shot.  It might change your life.

Golden Girls 27 – Scheming Lisa: This porno ditty made me ponder two things.  #1 Ron Jeremy has licked a lot of pussy in his time.  I wonder just how many he has licked.  #2 White spandex jeans actually exist?  P.S. Don’t be fooled by the cover!  This is indeed a Golden Girls spectacular!

Charles Napier

1936 – 2011

Classic silver screen ruffian, Charles Napier, passed away on the fifth of this month. Best known for his roles in movies such as The Blues Brothers and Silence of the Lambs, Napier is famous for his world-class commanding presence on film. A bold chiseled jaw line and authoritative voice made him a perfect fit for antagonist roles across Hollywood.

Charles Napier worked with Ron Jeremy filming One Eyed Monster in 2008. The video clip below shows Napier’s monologue as Montz, detailing his past experience with the dick monster. We’ve spent many years cheering on lead characters in big movies as they fought against Charles Napier, and not a single bravado would have felt as vindicating without him. He will be missed.

Brenda Black, Brandy Anniston, Tia Gunn, Rayveness, April Flores, Crissy Moran and Kelly Shibari join Ron Jeremy in XXXChurch.com’s newest PSA. Two hilarious 8 year old boys are attempting to do research for a school assignment, when a typo takes them from “pork” to “porn”. Pete the Porno Puppet, XXXChurch’s blonde puppet mascot since 2004, immediately begins shaking his head as the doorbell rings. The two curious lads rush to the door and find 4 gorgeous adult actresses waiting for them. When asked if they are at least 18 years old, the PSA depicts the issue of minors lying about their age with genius innocent comedy. Of course, after realizing this new power, the kids repeat with more adult words in order to render different things at their own doorstep. Ultimately, after drilling down into sub-niches of adult content, Ron Jeremy appears ready with two goats for some undisclosed entertainment.

Many adult professionals have had mixed opinions about the visual exposure of real minors to adult actors and actresses, but we feel this is exactly what the PSA is for. Parents should be made aware how easily adult material can be found by minors online, and that they have the ability to control it. Claiming ignorance to technology cannot be an acceptable excuse for today’s guardians.

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Yes, the hedgehog has always sported a dark, swarthy year round fur coat, but look at that physique! It’s slightly hard to tell while he’s stroking his hose next to the pool, but Ron Jeremy’s six pack is in full effect during this hot pool sex scene.

LOS ANGELES — Third Degree Films is readying the release of the Official Deal or No Deal Parody. Renowned writer/director Miles Long, takes the hit television game show starring Howie Mandell and brings an all-star ensemble that includes Winter Doll Alexis Texas, January Doll Gracie Glam with surprise guest spot by legendary adult star Ron Jeremy.

The triple-X version stars Alexis Texas as a model who opens a lot more than just her briefcase. She’s part of the ‘deal,’ along with a hilarious cast of horny contestants that can barely grasp the rules of play, but end up getting down and dirty with every move—even the Banker gets blown—blown away.

And just when you thought you’d seen it all, germaphobe Howie himself is forced to do the nasty without a full body condom. The hysterical script will not only keep you laughing but will keep you coming for hours on end.

Official Deal or No Deal Parody stars, Alexis Texas, Gracie Glam, Brooklyn Lee, Lizz Tayler, Diamond Foxxx and hits streets on Jan. 25.

Erica McLean’s official trailer for “The Flying Pink Pig” starring Ron Jeremy. This new XXX Porn Parody focuses on the LA Food Truck craze. “I really tried to do a tribute to the whole city. You know, we had hard hats, businessmen, West Hollywood people, the Sheriff’s department, cops everywhere, and Latino stars.”, says Erica McLean. Sunny Lane and Nikki Hunter round out the female starring roles, and Emy Reyes, Megan Foxx, Sasha Heart, Tessa Taylor and Shayla Laveaux are also featured.

“The Flying Pink Pig” is set to release on January 25, 2011.

New Year’s Eve casts an urgency unlike any other day of the year as people all over America revel in the infinite possibilities of the coming year. Cecil Howard‘s Foxtrot follows the lives of several oversexed New Yorker’s on the last day of the year as they plan and prepare for what they hope will be a night of unforgettable passion. The countdown is on and the stage is set as the Luther’s prepare to host a New Year’s Eve gala where the lives of all the characters will intertwine. New bonds will be forged and old promises broken creating a permanent divide between the all too familiar past and the all too blind future.

With an in telligent script by Ann Randall and superb camera work from Felix Daniel, Cecil Howard coaxes genuine, realistic performances and arousing sexuality from an all-star cast. Jack Teague plays the perverted millionare who will have sex with anyone… but his wife. R. Bolla is the conservative but curious neighbor to Marlene Willoughby’s Zelda, an erotic writer. Sandra Hillman plays the baby-sitter who decides that New Year’s Eve is the time to lose her virginity and Ron Jeremy plays the sailor who discovers his girlfriend is cheating on him… with another woman! Vanessa Del Rio and Tiffany Clark are both objects of desire for the aforementioned Teague. lInda Vale plays the mother to Marilyn Gee’s Alice, a young but notorious starlet who is willing to do anything to get a starring role. Samantha Fox and Veronica Hart round out this all star cast of characters who each in their own way have have pitted themselves in a race against time.

Released in 1982 (prior to AVN awards) Foxtrot was nominated for 13 AFAA awards winning Best Picture, Director, Screenplay, Music and Editing. Gerard Damiano (Deep Throat) said it was “far and away, the best film of the year”

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Ron Jeremy, the tech-savvy Porn Star, finds himself pulled into a world of fierce programs and gladiatorial games where a giant member is just another massing of pixels. Along with his sexy digital confidant, star and starlett embark on a life-and-death journey across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous. There’s just no telling what could happen to Ron Jeremy inside of the computer world, but being inside IS what Ron does best…

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While chatting last night with friend and actress Eve Mauro (she of The Steam Experiment and Wicked Lake fame), this writer was tipped off to her upcoming feature Sorority Party Massacre, scheduled to shoot in and around Los Angeles and its surrounding environs this December and coming January.

Starring Mauro and prolific television actor Ed O’Ross, C. Thomas Howell (The Hitcher), Leslie Easterbrook (The Devil’s Rejects), Richard Moll (House), Ron Jeremy, Yvette Yates and Tom Downey, Sorority House Massacre was written by Chris W. Freeman and will be co-directed by him and Justin Jones.

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