This is so last week’s news.  Actually, it’s the week before last’s news.  In case you missed it, you can now watch your Hotmovies porno on your Android! If you’re the proud owner of an Android and you’re reading this news for the first time, you have lots of masturbating to catch up on.  Watch dirty movies wherever you go!  I know I just made your dreams come true and you’re about to take your Android into the bathroom so you can see what Ron Jeremy looks like on your phone, but first here is a message from James over at Hotmovies:

Starting today March 30th 2012 users of the Android operating system can enjoy over 20,000 adult videos on demand at http://mobile.hotmovies.com

We started offering Iphone videos last year with much success and added a few every day.
We knew we would need to add a hell of a lot more than that but didn’t want to duplicate our work for both Android and Iphone.

Sadly this left our Android users limp and unsatisfied. But the wait is over.

For the past few months the development team has been redesigning our site from the ground up for the Evolve push and now the time has come to start releasing those improvements.

We opened the flood gates and added 20,000 movies that can be played on both Android (using Flash) and IPhone (using the built in player).

Give it a test run and let us know what you think:

http://mobile.hotmovies.com
http://www.fetishmovies.com/m/
http://www.gaymovies.com/m/
http://www.lesbianvideos.com/m/
http://vod.hotmoviesforher.com/m/

While you can now watch Hotmovies everywhere – please, don’t watch it EVERYWHERE!
Make sure you keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road.

Happy fapping,
James

Here is a little of what the HM4Her ladies had to say about Porn Stars From Mars:

“This movie is awesome not only because it features hot green alien porn stars, but also because Ron Jeremy plays the president of the Unites States!  His acting is superb per usual.  Naturally, one of the sexually insatiable alien ladies hits Ron up for some presidential banging.  The hedgehog works his magic like only a man of his expertise could.”

If slime green hotties with purple hair don’t do it for you, then this isn’t your movie.  Of course if that’s the case, then I’m going to have to judge you.  I will admit, that once the sexin’ gets under way, the green paint disappears from their beautiful vaginas.  It isn’t that I’m sad about seeing natural pussies, it’s that I’m really into green ones.

“I don’t talk about it too much, but in fact, I am a fan of Ron Jeremy.  That’s right, the most famous male porn star of all time.  While he’s becoming more known for his mainstream cameos (he just won Crossover Star of the Year at the 2012 AVNs), he was once a prolific porno god with dick for days.  And I would even venture to say that back in the ‘70s, he was a handsome guy.  Chubby, mustachioed and pervy, with just the right amount of sweetness mixed in.   Since we have nearly a thousand of his movies here at HM4Her, I figured I’d take one from the masses and give it a little review love.
Today I picked “A Night at the Bijou,” a silent quickie from HotOldMovies featuring Ron with an unnamed sexy blond.  They are having a night cap in a living room when they start making sexy eyes at each other and soon Ron’s giant schlong is making an appearance.  Seriously, sometimes that dick of his looks fake to me, but I know it’s the real deal.”

Red the rest of this review at HotMoviesForHer!

The handsome devil that is the young Ron Jeremy gives an award winning performance in Cecil Howards’s Last X-Rated Movie. Sure, this post is all about Cecil’s birthday, but Ron Jeremy is the best thing that ever happened to that movie. He is a sly fox and damn does he know how to bang Sharon Mitchell. It’s a classic and definitely worth the watch. Get the goods below!

PHILADELPHIA – The “grand master of erotic filmmaking” is back on HotMovies.com, just in time to celebrate his birthday on Feb. 26.

Few directors have made the impact of Cecil Howard throughout the history of the adult movie business, and few movies made the impact of Howard’s epic four-hour saga, Last X-Rated Movie. Now for the first time, this landmark film will be available on the internet in its entirety, exclusively at HotMovies.com.

As was typical of all Howard’s work, Last X-Rated Movie received huge acclaim when originally released in four parts during the 1980s and early 1990s. The first two parts each garnered AVN’s highest rating and the magazine named the saga “the best multi-part adult series ever shot on video.”

In the golden age of porn, before compilations became the order of the day, this was the longest adult movie ever released. It was condensed, re-edited and repackaged by Howard in 1991 into the definitive four-hour director’s cut on VHS, exclusively for the Penthouse Book and Video Society. The re-release again earned AVN’s highest rating and prompting another critic to name it “the best X-rated movie of all time.”

Eric Edwards won AVN’s Best Actor award and Nina Hartley took home AVN’s Best Supporting Actress trophy for the original production, which featured an unmatched collection of golden era talent including hall of famers Ron Jeremy, Tom Byron, Tasha Voux and Sharon Mitchell.

In the past, Howard’s HotMovies releases have hit the site as special, one-month-only releases. Not this time. Howard said he wants fans to have the opportunity to view this masterpiece, cut as he originally intended it, for eternity. “This is a grand opus and I encourage people to take the time to watch the whole thing,” said the elusive Howard. “The story is the thing that sets it apart from other porn movies and the sex is some of the hottest I ever shot.”

“As always,” said HotMovies director of business development James Cybert, “we are grateful for this partnership with Cecil. We take great pride in carrying the biggest library of porn available anywhere but quality means more than quantity and Cecil’s movies are the cream of the crop. The Last X-Rated Movie is the best of the best and I can’t wait to hear the reaction from our viewers.”

HotMovies remains the one and only licensed distributor for Howard’s work, including multiple award winners Neon Nights, Babylon Pink, Foxtrot, Star Angel and Platinum Paradise.

“Pee-Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. Too bad she’s a doll. But Pee-Wee doesn’t want to admit it. To him she’s as real as the bow-tie around his neck, much to the chagrin of sex worker Lizzy, who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee-Wee goes on a wild, madcap recovery mission, complete with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, and a porno director named Chorkle… only to find Dolly as a prop on a Lizzy porn set! Will Lizzy finally consummate her love for Pee-Wee? Is Pee-Wee really over Dolly? Will you bust a nut over the crazed 4-way interracial ass fuck, or Capri Anderson’s awesome body? Hit play (as in playhouse) and find out.” – Vivid Entertainment

It’s time to kick it old school Ron Jeremy Style! These pornos from the Golden Girls series were shot on 8mm film and give you the opportunity to get your RJ fix and get off in less than 10 minutes.

That’s right, I just made your dreams come true.  These mini smut movies are without the actual sound from the sweet sweet love making, but you might enjoy the background music just as much, but probably not.  However, you will enjoy the crap out of the vintage RJ action.  Before he was the handsome beastly man you see today, he was a young bright eyed boy looking to ravage every pussy he could get his wang in.  Let us celebrate this.

I apologize if you were expecting to watch Ron bang the Golden Girls.  You’re sick and you need help, which is why you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.

Golden Girls 85 – Summer Loves It: No seriously, she does.  Summer is a stone cold fox and she totally makes Ron Jeremy’s tongue her bitch.  Her tan lines and feathered hair are awesome, but the best part of this porno short is the epic slow motion RJ pop shot at the end.

Golden Girls 19 - Dining In: Why is Crissi Stevens about bite the head of Ron Jeremy’s mighty cock off?  I know it’s appetizing, but seriously, lady?  Watch the teeth.  Otherwise, this is a rock solid old school RJ kitchen fuck.

Goldern Girls 133 – Really Hard: Ron’s pimp skills in action!  He totally creeps up with his sexy face on and locks eyes with this ridiculously hot lady – leotard and all.  RJ works his usual sexy-time magic, but I mostly like how Gina keeps her wrist bands on throughout the scene.

Goldern Girls 96 – Up Right And Nasty: Hello, Janey Robbins!  I love when two worlds collide bring both bush and nipple piercings together.  Sure, bush is making a comeback, but I’m not so sure nipple piercings were common in 1982. What I am sure about is that the RJ anal action is top notch.  I’m also pleased to present you with another amazing slow-mo cum shot.  It might change your life.

Golden Girls 27 – Scheming Lisa: This porno ditty made me ponder two things.  #1 Ron Jeremy has licked a lot of pussy in his time.  I wonder just how many he has licked.  #2 White spandex jeans actually exist?  P.S. Don’t be fooled by the cover!  This is indeed a Golden Girls spectacular!

How could one not enjoy 1980’s Ron Jeremy and sexy blonde retro porn alien babes? It’s pretty much impossible.

The Sex Aliens are looking for the last breeder of their race (Ron Jeremy) and along the way they fuck a whole gaggle of dudes until locating their coveted hedge hog. These ladies totally rock the feathered hair and long fingernails a la 1987. They are totally sexy. Along the way a couple of the girls get to bang Peter North in two separate scenes. How does he maintain such perfection with his hair? No matter how intense the scene may be, not one hair ever moves out of place. Peter definitely proves worthy of his title, “The Cumshot Legend”, with a dramatic slow motion splooge.

Finally, one of the hottie Sex Aliens finds Ron who doesn’t want to return to his home planet. He wants to stay on Earth where he has more in common with the women than men, where women “are treated as objects of sexual desire”, which was the problem he faced on his home planet. Oh Ron, don’t you know we only want to use you for your sex here on Earth too? He eventually gives in and plants his seed in the hot bodied sex alien. When he blows his load he turns into his true alien self with green spots and crazy green hair. As a side note: alien cum is blue/grey in color and stains easily.

In the end, the sexy sex aliens are relieved to have found their one last breeder so they can continue their race. Everyone lives happily ever after. This is classic Ron Jeremy at its best. Not only do you get to see him rock his cock, but you get to indulge in some top notch Hedgehog dialogue.

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Filmed on location at the Hustler Video studios, the This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX parody includes a lampoon of everyone’s favorite characters from the original film played by some of the adult industry’s most uncanny and talented performers. Evan Stone, who parodies the role of Dr. Peter Venkman, took his character to heart and truly outdid himself in this performance.

“I came from a background in acting,” said Stone. “So I know what kind of effort it takes to really take on a character role — even if it’s a spoof of the original. I studied the movie, and I studied the actor who played Venkman in the original film. But these aren’t just skin flicks anymore. Yes, the sex is an important and crucial part of the film but it’s not enough these days to just employ mediocre actors who can’t deliver a line. You have to be both now: a good actor and a good performer. We’re not just making dirty movies. We’re making movies.”

The most impressive and notable part about the This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX parody is that while this marks the second official big budget 3D feature for Hustler Video, this film focused heavily on the technology of 3D special effects. Laser beams being emitted from the Ghostbusters’ proton packs, Alexis Texas being transformed into an iridescent, transparent ghost, and Joslyn James becoming a Godzilla-sized post-war MILF monster, are just some of the ways in which one can see how special effects were utilized in the making of the This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX parody.

Brenda Black, Brandy Anniston, Tia Gunn, Rayveness, April Flores, Crissy Moran and Kelly Shibari join Ron Jeremy in XXXChurch.com’s newest PSA. Two hilarious 8 year old boys are attempting to do research for a school assignment, when a typo takes them from “pork” to “porn”. Pete the Porno Puppet, XXXChurch’s blonde puppet mascot since 2004, immediately begins shaking his head as the doorbell rings. The two curious lads rush to the door and find 4 gorgeous adult actresses waiting for them. When asked if they are at least 18 years old, the PSA depicts the issue of minors lying about their age with genius innocent comedy. Of course, after realizing this new power, the kids repeat with more adult words in order to render different things at their own doorstep. Ultimately, after drilling down into sub-niches of adult content, Ron Jeremy appears ready with two goats for some undisclosed entertainment.

Many adult professionals have had mixed opinions about the visual exposure of real minors to adult actors and actresses, but we feel this is exactly what the PSA is for. Parents should be made aware how easily adult material can be found by minors online, and that they have the ability to control it. Claiming ignorance to technology cannot be an acceptable excuse for today’s guardians.

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LOS ANGELES — Exile Distribution will distribute what Howard Levine calls “possibly the most controversial parody to come out in years,” a takeoff of the classic 1976 film “Taxi Driver.”

Directed by Sinister X, “Taxxxi Driver: The Parody” stars Tommy Pistol in the lead role of Travis Bickle and includes a high-profile supporting cast. Exile has made a deal to distribute the film from a newly formed production company that will be formally announced in the coming weeks.

The Exile co-owner Levine said the parody is as “painstakingly” close to the original as possible. The Hollywood film, directed by Martin Scorcese, starred Robert DeNiro, Albert Brooks and Jodie Foster and was nominated for four Academy Awards.

“What we were really going for is attention to detail, and that’s what we accomplished,” Levine told XBIZ. “We really went for a re-creation of the original movie. Tommy Pistol is Travis Bickle in the movie. He really did a great job. Lily LaBeau did an unbelievable job as Betsy. Evan Stone played Sport, and Ron Jeremy did a cameo for Wizard.”

The movie also features XBIZ New Starlet of the Year Chanel Preston, Sean Michaels, Nikki Charm, Jessie Andrews and Misty Stone.

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