Alpha Girls Trailer

Ron Jeremy plays a priest in upcoming Alpha Girls.  The trailer looks awesome – campy gore with a good story.  I’m all about movies that are over the top for entertainment’s sake.  Plus, Ron Jeremy plays a priest!  Hot sorority girls confess their sins to a Jewish porno god.  Awesome!  I posted the trailer, but be sure to check out the candid harmonica playing RJ video below it.  Enjoy!
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We also have to give a shout to Woodshop Films, the multimedia company that was integral in birthing this film. We have to show love to our Philly peeps!
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The Ladies Love Ron Jeremy

I was checking out HotMoviesForHer – Where the ladies go for porn.  These girls talk about all sorts of stuff and definitely know what’s up when it comes to sex positive smut.  I was pretty excited that their most recent movie review starred Ron Jeremy.  J.D, queen bee at HM4Her, even talks about how much she loves our beloved Hedgehog.  Here is what had to say.

A Nigh at the Bijou“I don’t talk about it too much, but in fact, I am a fan of Ron Jeremy.  That’s right, the most famous male porn star of all time.  While he’s becoming more known for his mainstream cameos (he just won Crossover Star of the Year at the 2012 AVNs), he was once a prolific porno god with dick for days.  And I would even venture to say that back in the ‘70s, he was a handsome guy.  Chubby, mustachioed and pervy, with just the right amount of sweetness mixed in.   Since we have nearly a thousand of his movies here at HM4Her, I figured I’d take one from the masses and give it a little review love.
Today I picked “A Night at the Bijou,” a silent quickie from HotOldMovies featuring Ron with an unnamed sexy blond.  They are having a night cap in a living room when they start making sexy eyes at each other and soon Ron’s giant schlong is making an appearance.  Seriously, sometimes that dick of his looks fake to me, but I know it’s the real deal.”

Red the rest of this review at HotMoviesForHer!

Ron Jeremy Cast to Haunt the Hillbillies

Ron Jeremy is ready to add to the 2012 hype in a new mainstream movie. With over 2,000 movies to his credit, and roles in over 200 mainstream movies, Ron’s acting chops are well established. This time, though, he’s taking on a new challenge in a horror-comedy about a Mayan demon who returns to Earth to carry out the apocalypse. The catch? The demon shows up in a hillbilly trailer.

Getting the picture? “The Haunted Trailer” has the potential to be a hilarious rampage through hillbilly stereotypes, and by chucking in the 2012 apocalypse theories with Ron as the baddie, it’s bound to keep fans buzzing.

Ron Jeremy goes to war with the “Bubbas.”

The script for the film calls for Ron to be a demon who is haunting a trailer. In Bubbaville, they can tolerate opposums in the garbage, drunken fistfights between married couples, and the occasional bowling ball tossed through a window after a theological argument about whether you’d want to do Kim or Khloe Kardashian. But they don’t tolerate demons – especially demons sent up from South of the border.

Ron’s up against the special forces of the hillbilly army. It’s an interesting crew.

  • Momma is the leader of the clan (isn’t she always?).
  • Brothers Elvis and Aaron are called in for re-inforcements.
  • Sister Prissy is ready to kick demon butt.
  • And all bubbas know you need a televangelist like Reverend Wiggems if you’re raising hell.

You can use your imagination from there, but the picture is clear. It’s Ron versus rednecks.

Ron Jeremy is a perfect match for this film.

Ron loves to have fun. He likes what he does and it shows. And he has the experience to make this demon a unique character in a funny movie. Will Ron bring down the curtains on humanity, or will the bubbas save the day?

You can find out later this year. “The Haunted Trailer” is scheduled for release before the holidays – hopefully before December 21st, just in case the Mayans were right!

Ron Jeremy’s Golden Girls

Old School Ron Jeremy

 

It’s time to kick it old school Ron Jeremy Style! These pornos from the Golden Girls series were shot on 8mm film and give you the opportunity to get your RJ fix and get off in less than 10 minutes.

That’s right, I just made your dreams come true.  These mini smut movies are without the actual sound from the sweet sweet love making, but you might enjoy the background music just as much, but probably not.  However, you will enjoy the crap out of the vintage RJ action.  Before he was the handsome beastly man you see today, he was a young bright eyed boy looking to ravage every pussy he could get his wang in.  Let us celebrate this.

I apologize if you were expecting to watch Ron bang the Golden Girls.  You’re sick and you need help, which is why you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.

Golden Girls 85 - Summer Loves It Golden Girls 85 – Summer Loves It: No seriously, she does.  Summer is a stone cold fox and she totally makes Ron Jeremy’s tongue her bitch.  Her tan lines and feathered hair are awesome, but the best part of this porno short is the epic slow motion RJ pop shot at the end. 
Golden Girls 19 - Dining In Golden Girls 19 - Dining In: Why is Crissi Stevens about bite the head of Ron Jeremy’s mighty cock off?  I know it’s appetizing, but seriously, lady?  Watch the teeth.  Otherwise, this is a rock solid old school RJ kitchen fuck.  
Golden Girls 133 - Really Hard Goldern Girls 133 – Really Hard: Ron’s pimp skills in action!  He totally creeps up with his sexy face on and locks eyes with this ridiculously hot lady – leotard and all.  RJ works his usual sexy-time magic, but I mostly like how Gina keeps her wrist bands on throughout the scene.
Golden Girls 96 - Up Right And Nasty Goldern Girls 96 – Up Right And Nasty: Hello, Janey Robbins!  I love when two worlds collide bring both bush and nipple piercings together.  Sure, bush is making a comeback, but I’m not so sure nipple piercings were common in 1982. What I am sure about is that the RJ anal action is top notch.  I’m also pleased to present you with another amazing slow-mo cum shot.  It might change your life.
Golden Girls 27 - Scheming Lisa Golden Girls 27 – Scheming Lisa: This porno ditty made me ponder two things.  #1 Ron Jeremy has licked a lot of pussy in his time.  I wonder just how many he has licked.  #2 White spandex jeans actually exist?  P.S. Don’t be fooled by the cover!  This is indeed a Golden Girls spectacular!

Remember Charles Napier

Charles Napier

Charles Napier

1936 – 2011

Classic silver screen ruffian, Charles Napier, passed away on the fifth of this month. Best known for his roles in movies such as The Blues Brothers and Silence of the Lambs, Napier is famous for his world-class commanding presence on film. A bold chiseled jaw line and authoritative voice made him a perfect fit for antagonist roles across Hollywood.

Charles Napier worked with Ron Jeremy filming One Eyed Monster in 2008. The video clip below shows Napier’s monologue as Montz, detailing his past experience with the dick monster. We’ve spent many years cheering on lead characters in big movies as they fought against Charles Napier, and not a single bravado would have felt as vindicating without him. He will be missed.


Protect Kids From Porn

Brenda Black, Brandy Anniston, Tia Gunn, Rayveness, April Flores, Crissy Moran and Kelly Shibari join Ron Jeremy in XXXChurch.com’s newest PSA. Two hilarious 8 year old boys are attempting to do research for a school assignment, when a typo takes them from “pork” to “porn”. Pete the Porno Puppet, XXXChurch’s blonde puppet mascot since 2004, immediately begins shaking his head as the doorbell rings. The two curious lads rush to the door and find 4 gorgeous adult actresses waiting for them. When asked if they are at least 18 years old, the PSA depicts the issue of minors lying about their age with genius innocent comedy. Of course, after realizing this new power, the kids repeat with more adult words in order to render different things at their own doorstep. Ultimately, after drilling down into sub-niches of adult content, Ron Jeremy appears ready with two goats for some undisclosed entertainment.

Many adult professionals have had mixed opinions about the visual exposure of real minors to adult actors and actresses, but we feel this is exactly what the PSA is for. Parents should be made aware how easily adult material can be found by minors online, and that they have the ability to control it. Claiming ignorance to technology cannot be an acceptable excuse for today’s guardians.

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Bringing It Back Old School – Ron Jeremy in “Funbathing”

There aren’t many people today who can honestly say they have never heard of or seen Ron Jeremy before, but plenty of people haven’t had the pleasure of seeing Ron in his prime. Take a look at Ron playing pool boy in “Funbathing.” This classic adult scene comes out of the Golden Girls 8mm series, and was most likely shot some time in the late 1970′s or early 1980′s.

Yes, the hedgehog has always sported a dark, swarthy year round fur coat, but look at that physique! It’s slightly hard to tell while he’s stroking his hose next to the pool, but Ron Jeremy’s six pack is in full effect during this hot pool sex scene.

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Ron Jeremy to Appear in Official Deal or No Deal XXX Parody

LOS ANGELES — Third Degree Films is readying the release of the Official Deal or No Deal Parody. Renowned writer/director Miles Long, takes the hit television game show starring Howie Mandell and brings an all-star ensemble that includes Winter Doll Alexis Texas, January Doll Gracie Glam with surprise guest spot by legendary adult star Ron Jeremy.

The triple-X version stars Alexis Texas as a model who opens a lot more than just her briefcase. She’s part of the ‘deal,’ along with a hilarious cast of horny contestants that can barely grasp the rules of play, but end up getting down and dirty with every move—even the Banker gets blown—blown away.

And just when you thought you’d seen it all, germaphobe Howie himself is forced to do the nasty without a full body condom. The hysterical script will not only keep you laughing but will keep you coming for hours on end.

Official Deal or No Deal Parody stars, Alexis Texas, Gracie Glam, Brooklyn Lee, Lizz Tayler, Diamond Foxxx and hits streets on Jan. 25.

The Flying Pink Pig – Official Trailer

Erica McLean’s official trailer for “The Flying Pink Pig” starring Ron Jeremy. This new XXX Porn Parody focuses on the LA Food Truck craze. “I really tried to do a tribute to the whole city. You know, we had hard hats, businessmen, West Hollywood people, the Sheriff’s department, cops everywhere, and Latino stars.”, says Erica McLean. Sunny Lane and Nikki Hunter round out the female starring roles, and Emy Reyes, Megan Foxx, Sasha Heart, Tessa Taylor and Shayla Laveaux are also featured.

The Flying Pink Pig” is set to release on January 25, 2011.

Ron Jeremy in Cecil Howard’s Foxtrot – Available For Limited Time Only

LIMITED RELEASE: FOXTROT IS EXCLUSIVELY AVAILABLE ON VOD ONLY UNTIL 01/28/2011.

Porn Videos - FoxtrotNew Year’s Eve casts an urgency unlike any other day of the year as people all over America revel in the infinite possibilities of the coming year. Cecil Howard‘s Foxtrot follows the lives of several oversexed New Yorker’s on the last day of the year as they plan and prepare for what they hope will be a night of unforgettable passion. The countdown is on and the stage is set as the Luther’s prepare to host a New Year’s Eve gala where the lives of all the characters will intertwine. New bonds will be forged and old promises broken creating a permanent divide between the all too familiar past and the all too blind future.

With an in telligent script by Ann Randall and superb camera work from Felix Daniel, Cecil Howard coaxes genuine, realistic performances and arousing sexuality from an all-star cast. Jack Teague plays the perverted millionare who will have sex with anyone… but his wife. R. Bolla is the conservative but curious neighbor to Marlene Willoughby’s Zelda, an erotic writer. Sandra Hillman plays the baby-sitter who decides that New Year’s Eve is the time to lose her virginity and Ron Jeremy plays the sailor who discovers his girlfriend is cheating on him… with another woman! Vanessa Del Rio and Tiffany Clark are both objects of desire for the aforementioned Teague. lInda Vale plays the mother to Marilyn Gee’s Alice, a young but notorious starlet who is willing to do anything to get a starring role. Samantha Fox and Veronica Hart round out this all star cast of characters who each in their own way have have pitted themselves in a race against time.

Released in 1982 (prior to AVN awards) Foxtrot was nominated for 13 AFAA awards winning Best Picture, Director, Screenplay, Music and Editing. Gerard Damiano (Deep Throat) said it was “far and away, the best film of the year”

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Watch Foxtrot HERE