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Kotaku Reports on Super Hornio Brothers

A ton of forum buzz was suddenly rekindled over the images of Ron Jeremy dressed as Super Mario. So much so that even Kotaku, a Gawker Media video game blog named in CNET’s Top 100, decided to report on it. The personal search for where these iconic photos originated from was taken on by Doorknobjohnny within the Something Awful Forum. When he shouldered the task, he was not aware that obtaining a copy of Super Hornio Brothers is quite possibly the most difficult Ron Jeremy adventure one can undertake.

Some of you may be wondering why it is that we, Ron Jeremy’s Official Website, do not offer Super Hornio Brothers or Super Hornio Brothers 2 within our massive library of Ron Jeremy videos. The simple answer is “Nintendo”. After Super Hornio Brothers was produced, the Nintendo corporation bought the rights to the films in order to halt their distribution indefinitely. Otherwise, we would 100% offer up Super Hornio Brothers for streaming glory. As you can see from the edited highlight reel above, it is a classic hilarious Ron Jeremy porn parody.

Special Thanks to DoorknobJohnny and the SA Forum crew for all of their efforts!

Ron Jeremy in Sorority Party Massacre

While chatting last night with friend and actress Eve Mauro (she of The Steam Experiment and Wicked Lake fame), this writer was tipped off to her upcoming feature Sorority Party Massacre, scheduled to shoot in and around Los Angeles and its surrounding environs this December and coming January.

Starring Mauro and prolific television actor Ed O’Ross, C. Thomas Howell (The Hitcher), Leslie Easterbrook (The Devil’s Rejects), Richard Moll (House), Ron Jeremy, Yvette Yates and Tom Downey, Sorority House Massacre was written by Chris W. Freeman and will be co-directed by him and Justin Jones.

Full Article HERE

Ron Jeremy Plays Wingman for Charlie Sheen at PLAYBOY Mansion

Ron Jeremy was sited rubbing elbows at the PLAYBOY Mansion this weekend with none other than Charlie Sheen.

Sheen has been experiencing a rough patch as of late, being arrested for a domestic dispute with wife, Brooke Mueller, on Christmas day just last year. Police responded on December 25th, 2009 after a 911 call was made at 8:34 AM. When cops arrived, they arrested the 44-year-old “Two and a Half Men” star for felony second degree assault, felony menacing and criminal mischief, a misdemeanor. Cops say all three charges are “coupled with a domestic violence component.” (TMZ) Charlie Sheen checked into a rehabilitation clinic no less than two months following the incident as a “preventative measure”.

Ron Jeremy got the first hand dish on Sheen‘s progress while hanging at Hef’s pleasure palace. He told TMZ that Sheen was “totally sober” during their time at the PLAYBOY Mansion, and that “Charlie was smiling and laughing and was overall in a really good mood that night.”

This adds yet another reason to why we love Ron Jeremy, “Positive Adult Reinforcement.”

Mr. Marcus Is The Next Ron Jeremy?

AVN has recently published an article stating that Mr. Marcus has become the NEW Ron Jeremy. In NBA terms, this comparison is similar to the ones made constantly between Lakers star Kobe Bryant and the king of B-ball kings, Michael Jordan.

Rather than fill this article with a bunch of personal opinion about how Ron Jeremy could do an “NBA Jam On-fire Triple Summersault Dunk with Dick Vitale screaming Baby in the background” on Mr. Marcus, I’ll just let the stats speak for themselves.

Ron Jeremy

Performer AKA Ronald Jeremy, Ron Jeremey, Ron Jeremy, David Elliot
Director AKA Ron Presto, Dave Elliott, B. Ron Eliot, Anthony Pearl, Ron Jeremy, David Elliot, Bill Blackman, Norm L Pera, Nicholas Pera, Ron Prestissimo, Norm Prestissimo
Birthday March 12, 1953
Astrology Pisces
Birthplace Long Island, NY
Years Active as Performer 1978-2010 (Started around 25 years old)
Years Active as Director 1983-2009
Ethnicity Caucasian
Nationality/Heritage Jewish
Hair Color Brown
Height 5 feet, 6 inches (168 cm)
Weight 180 lbs (82 kg)
Tattoos None
Piercings None
Performer Credits 2045 Titles
Director Credits 278 Titles

Mr. Marcus

Performer AKA Marcus, Mister Marcus
Director AKA No known aliases
Birthday September 04, 1970
Astrology Virgo
Birthplace Pomona, California
Years Active as Performer 1994-2010 (Started around 24 years old)
Years Active as Director 1995-2007
Ethnicity Black
Nationality/Heritage American
Hair Color Bald
Height 5 feet, 9 inches (175 cm)
Weight No data
Tattoos Tribal On Both Arms
Piercings No data
Performer Credits 1474 Titles
Director Credits 33 Titles

Biographical data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database.

We’re rooting for you Mr. Marcus, but as the scoreboard goes…it seems you still have about 600 performances and a little over 200 directing gigs to go. There is definitely something to be said about the 17 year jump on the business Ron was granted by birth. Although that gap may sound like enough time to complete the remaining goal, this would mean that Mr. Marcus would be performing and directing in the adult industry through the age of 57. There’s just no telling what affect the test of time will have on any man or woman.

“Just Keep Plugging At It” (Every pun intended)

Ron Jeremy Plays The Penguin?

“Axel spared no effort in rounding out the rest of this star-spangled cast. James Deen plays Batman’s trusty sidekick, Robin, and sultry seductress Tori Black scratches her sex kitten claws into the role of Catwoman. Wait, there’s more! Batman just wouldn’t be the same without his fun-loving female counter-part, Bat Girl, played by the beautiful Lexi Belle. Not to mention the cackling evil duo of The Riddler and The Joker, played by Evan Stone and Randy Spears. Rumor also has it that the legendary Ron Jeremy may have a cameo as the Penguin in “Batman XXX“.

This is building up to possibly be Axel Braun’s most impressive parody to date.” - HotMoviesBlog.com

Read Article HERE

Tia Brodie, Fame by Ron Jeremy Injection?

It appears that Ron Jeremy has created enough ripples with his 9 inch wonder in the world that he can even be connected to the wildly popular television show, “Britain’s Got Talent!”.

This year “Britain’s Got Talent” has voted a budding burlesque performer through to the second round. With her new possibilities of success, Tia Brodie’s colorful past has been brought into the spotlight with her. “There was a time when I did the more hardcore stuff. The money was better but I stopped getting a lot of work when I decided I no longer wanted to open my legs for the cameras. I used to do a lot of that stuff.”, said Brodie to News of the World. One may not find a Tia’s dabbling in the adult world a shock when currently performing almost completely naked for millions, but my head turns when Ron Jeremy’s name is mentioned.

Tia Brodie has performed in a small spattering of porn during her adult travels, including a film with the Hedgehog himself. I wonder how many other girls have found some sort of stardom after mounting Ron? At this point, could we presume Ron Jeremy deals out fame by injection?

Chelsea Handler Wants A Chocolate Ron Jeremy For Easter

Chelsea Handler, host of “Chelsea Lately”, announced at the top of her Monday telecast that this will be her last book because she was thrilled that, “I’m finally done with the living hell that was writing it.” As far as doing another book, she added, “I would rather do a Pay Per View special where I have to lick the chocolate sauce off of Ron Jeremy’s hairy back while Tori Spelling reads aloud from John Mayer’s Twitter page.”

This comment intrigues me. Not for it’s obvious fallacy in thinking that chocolate on Ron Jeremy’s back would be an unsatisfying event, but for it’s possibility. Ron and John Mayer have been seen making acquaintance in public in the past. Chelsea Handler has posed for Playboy Magazine. Tori Spelling has been documented as a porn fanatic. I think Chelsea might be a lot closer to writing another book than she thinks.

Porn Parody anyone? “Has Chelsea Cum Lately?”

Ron Jeremy Says, “Gaming is Worse Than Porn”

Ron Jeremy made quite the mark in Vegas this weekend. He has stepped in a heaping pile of “leet” shit, but for the benefit of developing minds.

Ron spent his time in Vegas hopping back and forth between the Adult Entertainment Expo and the Consumer Electronics Show which happened simultaneously. During his time at CES, his main goals were to stand up for the adult entertainment business and promote internet safety through InternetSafety.com. Unfortunately, it seems Ron Jeremy’s message has been a bit convoluted.

Gaming is a subject that hits very close to this writer’s heart. “Studies have found that violent video games are a much bigger negative influence on kids,” Ron Jeremy stated at CES. Since this statement, many Gamer blogs have responded negatively towards Ron. As an avid adult gamer myself, I would urge you to see this point of view for what it really is.

For example, take the most popular violent title today, “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.” If playing the title over a network such as XBOX Live, I’m sure anyone over the age of 25 would say, “hearing a 10 year blurt out obscenities after shooting you in the face is a little ridiculous.” This is the type of thing Ron Jeremy is obviously making his statement about. I, as a gamer, could never think someone who most recently starred in a commercial series for a violent cartoon fighting game, would be publicly attacking the genre’s very existence as a whole.

It is implied by Ron Jeremy that neither Pornography nor Violent Gaming are acceptable for children. In the interest of Internet Safety, which is why Ron was in attendance, both should be censored by parents for their children’s sakes. Violent Gaming is widely more accepted by parents than Pornography in the home, but also has adverse effects. As an advocate of parental responsibility with regards to technology, Ron’s need to bring attention to this isn’t all that “off the wall.”

Between Porn and Gaming, Porn has most certainly gotten the short end of the stick in public media. Be that as it may, you still don’t see as many 12 year old children having sex on camera as you do see the same age group regurgitating offensive phrases they hear over video games. Porn has done much to protect minors from viewing it’s materials. Gaming has also instituted ratings for mature games and such, but has nowhere close to the success rate of the Adult Industry in comparison.

So calm down all you avid adult gamers out there. This one was meant for the kids.

Ron Spotting: L.A. Politics

Former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich is facing charges of peddling Barack Obama’s Senate seat. But he has the support of America’s top flesh-peddlers.

In May, Dennis Hof, proprietor of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, offered the out-of-work gov a job at Nevada’s famed legal brothel — hiring and training his ladies, as well as meting out “proper disciplinary action.”

So Hof was delighted the other night when, while he was dining with porn legend Ron Jeremy at L.A.’s Rainbow Bar & Grill, Blagojevich came over to say hello. “He’s a great guy,” says Hof, whose HBO show, “Cathouse,” kicks off its eighth season Oct. 22. “I believe he’s going to be acquitted.”

Jeremy agrees: “All he did was try to sell a Senate seat — supposedly. I found him charming. He said, ‘You’re kind of iconic, aren’t you?’ I’ll be on my knees in five seconds for anybody who says that to me.”

Blagojevich tells us he “respectfully” declined Hof’s invitation to become a ranch hand.

“I don’t think prostitution should be legalized,” says Blago, whose book, “The Governor,” is just out. “I don’t think [sex] is the kind of thing people should pay for.

“I did say his business was like politics. Both are the oldest professions. I would never take money for services. But in my business it’s very easy to get screwed.”

Article Courtesy of New York Daily News

What Do Ron Jeremy and John Mayer Have in Common?

Ron Jeremy and John Mayer at Katsuya

Ron was spotted at the Katsuya Resturaunt in Hollywood, California shaking hands with John Mayer Wednesday night. A little Hobknob in the Wood for our favorite star!

John ate with a male friend on what was an uneventful evening until renowned adult film star Ron Jeremy came up to his table and shook his hand. Maybe Ron was trying to give John some bed advice considering all the gossip about him and Jennifer Aniston. No one is telling as of yet, but seeing Ron Jeremy and John Mayer personally interact in any capacity is news if you ask me. From Comic Con to Katsuya in Hollywood, Ron is proving his “Hardest Working” title.