I’m not sure I would trust anyone BUT Ron to judge the Magic Mike Auditions. He knows all about the sexy moves. If you don’t know what this Magic Mike business is all about, you can get more information here. You’ll probably have a better appreciation of the nonsense above if you do!
Ron Jeremy’s keyboard rocks your soul to the core.
There are a good number of people out there who would like to see Ron Jeremy get elected as President of the Unites States. He is not running, but I could totally see why people would vote him in. Basically, he is awesome. He works hard and he never lets folks down. He also knows how to work his cock. I don’t know about you, but it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that my president is a good fucker.
Please enjoy this lovely image from politifake.org.
As if the porn industry hadn’t already tainted most of our childhood television memories, they’ve gone and made Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody. While I say enough already, I have to give Vivid some credit. From looks of it, they’ve put some serious time and effort into this thing. It looks pretty damn funny and best of all, Ron Jeremy shows up. I’ll never feel right sitting in my Cherry chair again, but I’ll have to watch it.
“Pee-Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. Too bad she’s a doll. But Pee-Wee doesn’t want to admit it. To him she’s as real as the bow-tie around his neck, much to the chagrin of sex worker Lizzy, who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee-Wee goes on a wild, madcap recovery mission, complete with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, and a porno director named Chorkle… only to find Dolly as a prop on a Lizzy porn set! Will Lizzy finally consummate her love for Pee-Wee? Is Pee-Wee really over Dolly? Will you bust a nut over the crazed 4-way interracial ass fuck, or Capri Anderson’s awesome body? Hit play (as in playhouse) and find out.” – Vivid Entertainment
“Ron Jeremy’s dedication to his craft is deep. Very Deep.”
Yuck it up with Ron Jeremy and the Philadelphia based Secret Pants sketch comedy group! RJ has a hard time grasping the fact that he doesn’t get to fuck anything. I can totally see his point, but it definitely makes for a funny dialogue. Enjoy!
Eat your heart out, Billy Joel. The Fresh Topping is on your heals with their Ron Jeremy tribute song, Porno Man. I’m going to get on with it because hey, we’re all in the mood for a gang bang. Give us some anal tonight.
On a recent episode of Saturday Night Live, Bobby Moynihan portrayed Ron Jeremy as he hosted the “Adult Video Awards In Memoriam”. He manages to squeeze in a zinger a la Hedgehog style, but the remainder of the video is… well, you can decide on the level of hilarity. Enjoy!
Porn loving comedian, Dave Attell (Insomniac with Dave Attell), will take us on a journey back to the “Golden Age” of adult movie-making tonight on Showtime. Mark your clock at 11:30pm to watch the fun loving fuzz face create a Mystery Science Theater 3000 styled review of ‘70s and early ‘80s pornography. Dave’s Old Porn is armed with a heaping pile of retro porn VHS tapes. Attell and some of today’s best comics (Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler, Adam Carolla) will provide play-by-play commentary while watching classic adult films.
Adult videos to be featured include everything from The Devil and Miss Jones to cult classics like Ultra Flesh and Deep Rub. They’ll also be joined by living porn legends and current stars like Ron Jeremy, Georgina Spelvin, Belladonna and Seka. These adult industry insiders will reveal behind-the-scenes scoops on all of our favorite erotic diamonds in the rough. It’s an uncensored, unscripted porn party celebrating the best cheesy dialogue and crazy plot points that made retro porn so great.
Tonight’s kick-off episode of Dave’s Old Porn features our very own furry celebrity, Ron Jeremy. Ron, Dave and Whitney Cummings will be watching one of our favorite Hedgehog classics, Bad Girls (1981). Make sure you tune in on Showtime at 11:30pm to watch Ron Jeremy reminisce about behind-the-scenes info we’ve never heard before.
Tune in TONIGHT at 11:30 on SHOWTIME
Ever wondered why the bathroom key in the office always seems to get lost?
FunnyorDie.com’s Smarte Bidness tackles this pressing workspace issue.
When a forgetful co-worker locks the key inside the pee room after doing his/her business, the entire office suffers. There are many inventive ways to try reminding said person to bring the key back with them, including tying it to the wrist of Ron Jeremy. With one of the best known big cocks on the face of the planet, Ron Jeremy is sure to increase productivity as your office bathroom key chain. Male employees shake only once on average with Ron urinal side. Survey research has found males urinate faster in order to avoid showing Mr. Jeremy their lesser talents, and never forget to return the key.
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**WARNING** Ron Jeremy Bathroom Key Chain has shown increased female employee lunch breaks, an increase in Hawaiian shirt office clothing, and coincidental condom dispenser installations.
Ron Jeremy made a guest appearance on Fox Sports’ Cubed yesterday. Pizzi compliments Ron on his most famous feature, his glorious french tickler. How four sequels to The Last X Rated Movie are possible is discussed, and a challenge of “Blow” is proposed. No Charlie Sheen, not the space warlock kind. A contest of lung capacity pits Pizzi against Ron Jeremy in a test of who can blow up a long balloon faster. Of course, Ron Jeremy has experience Pizzi simply cannot comprehend. It’s not how fast you finish young Padawan Pizzi, it’s the size of the balloon which always matters most.