This free gallery is from the movie Nurse My Cock. Watching this flick brings back some memories. I like to look at my early stuff from time to time, and i thought you guys would too. If only hospitals were really like this.
Random Ron Jeremy Sightings
Anyone who saw me at the HotMovies’ party knows I’m all about taking pictures with fans. No matter where we are, no matter what we’re doing.
This is Abteen Bagheri-Fard. I ran into him on sunset the other night and he asked for a picture. He posts music that he likes here. I lives in Los Angeles, like I do most of the time and he goes to Stanford University where he’s studying to become a writer/filmmaker.
Have we taken a picture together? Chances are we have.
E-mail it to me and I’ll post it!
-R
Ron Jeremy In Time Magazine
It’s no Rolling Stone but it’ll due.
If gold medals were handed out for making porn movies, Ron Jeremy would be the all-time champion. He has made close to 2,000 of them, including On the Loose: Viva Ron Vegas and San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon, as well as about 100 mainstream movies, such as The Boondock Saints with Willem Dafoe. He tells the story of his XXX-rated career in a steamy new book, The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz: Horny Women, Hollywood Nights & The Rise of the Hedgehog! (Harper). And yes, it’s illustrated. TIME senior reporter Andrea Sachs spoke with Jeremy from his Hollywood home.
Check out the interview here.
I like the picture they used. I dunno who that guy is but I’d totally bang him.
-R
National Lampoon’s Homo Erectus
The story centers on Ishbo, a philosophical caveman who yearns for more out of life than sticks, stones and raw meat. The rest of his tribe write off his forward-thinking ideas as the ravings of an idiot, including the cavegirl he loves from afar.
I play Oog.
Ali Larter is in it.
I showed her my wiener. I show everyone my wiener.
It should be on DVD now so put it in your NetFlix Queue.
-R
Even Ron Jeremy Ends Up in the Friend Zone
Sheesh. You’d think a guy who made thousands of adult movies and plugged more holes than a plumber would have no problem being seen as a sexual creature… a sexual serpent if you will.
So why is Teri Weigle telling Naughty America that she Loves me like a brother?
I’m serious. Teri and I have been bumping uglies for as long as I can remember. Granted I have terrible recollection and I black out when I get really bored BUT come on!
“When we were younger, we did each other — and Ron was great!” she said. “I’ve always looked up to him because he’s very smart. He was a teacher and he’s a classical pianist. He’s a brilliant man and I’ve gotten to see that side of him.”
That’s classic friend zone nonsense. See all those compliments that have nothing to do with my penis?
That’s fin cause ol’ Ron isn’t new to the GAME. 5 ways to escape the friend zone below the jump.
Ron Jeremy Ignites Bewitched XXX w/ Star Power
I think I’m inlove with everyone in this movie, Myself included.
Jenna Haze, Teagan & Sasha Grey Ignite Not Bewitched XXX with Star Power
(Hollywood, CA) Not Bewitched XXX is loaded with such an incredible array of gonzo superstars some might mistake the movie as being one of those massively inexpensive sex-only flicks when it first hits stores September 23rd from Adam & Eve Pictures/X-Play.
Although the movie is packed with hardcore sex, the hilarious parody also boasts a 21 person cast including superstars Jenna Haze, Teagan, Sasha Grey, Eva Angelina, Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Nina Hartley and Ron Jeremy in what looks like the best sex comedy of the year.
A parody of the classic 1960s television show Bewitched, Jenna Haze plays the picture-perfect wife Samantha as her beautiful suburban home gets turned topsy-turvy when Aunt Clara, played by Eva Angelina casts a spell that turns little one-year old Tabitha into a sex-happy 18 year old bombshell. All hell breaks loose in a desperate attempt to hide the truth from nosy neighbors, the boss and even the police.
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Ron Jeremy Reviews: The 100 Grand Gala
Everyone knows that I love a good party but I love a good photo op even more.
Couldn’t have asked for more in Philly on Saturday night where HotMovies.com was nice enough to have me out for their big 100 Grand Gala. About a thousand of HotMovies’ close friends, employees and affiliates packed into Transit Night club to celebrate the addition of the site’s 100,000th movie. This makes them the Alexandria of Porn, The Jupiter of smut and the Babe Ruth of boobs.
As far as celebrity schmoozing goes; they did good. I flew in with Flower Tucci, can’t ask for better company on a plane, and the pick up at the airport was slick (intern with a Beamer). James took us out for dinner to pre-game for an open bar. I call that decadent, Evie Delatosso and Jenaveve Jolie called it preparedness. I had one drink and started dozing at the table. Jet lag, I swear I’m not slowing down, I can still hang.
When we got to the club I fulfilled my duties as host and then got lost in the crowds. I like wandering around, taking pictures with people and signing boobs. I make a little game of it; see how many tits I can grope in an hour and then try to top it.
The Green Room was cool (excellent wings) and I’m pretty sure the line outside the bathroom wasn’t to pee. The art exhibition in the downstairs bar was super classy, too. PornSaints rolled out some gorgeous portraits of the hottest ladies in porn. I gave some quotes, signed more boobs and made out with one of the artists. The only thing sexier than a artist is a talented artist.
The only wrinkle in the whole evening was poor Evie lost her shoes. Then, while we were looking around for them, she lost her phone. I hate losing my phone, I know it’s no big deal but you might as well cut out a guy’s tongue; I’m cut off from the world. It was a nice phone, too, I won’t pretend to know the brand but it was all slidey like the Matrix.
Anyway, good times. Everyone keeps talking about the 200,000th Movie Party but I’m tapped. I need a chance to recover first. Call me back when you reach a million.
-R