Check out this new vid I did with Cindy Crawford, Jezebelle Bond, and Eva Angelina. There’s just something about topless chicks fighting that turns me on…maybe it’s because it’s the hottest thing ever.
Ron Jeremy vs. His Ghostwriter
My ghost writer took offense to a crack I made at his expense and now he’s calling me names.
He says people only care about who I fucked. All I’m saying is people care about furry puppies more than my dick. So, how about a chapter on my work with PETA?
-R
Who’s House? Ron’s House!
Barkley + Van Gundy = Ron Jeremy
Charles Barkley thinks Stan Van Gundy is Me.
Check the close up around the 1:30 mark for an excellently photoshopped picture of me on Van Gundy’s shirt.
Terrorist Hates Comparisons to Ron Jeremy
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan – Captured al-Qaeda leader Khalid Shaikh Mohammed finally broke his silence Tuesday after U.S. and Pakistani officials made offhand remarks comparing the terrorist to famed porn star Ron Jeremy during a 12 hour interrogation.
“He just suddenly lost it,” Special Ops Lt. Col Henry Gibson said. “This apparently was a sore subject. We hit a nerve.”
The suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 terror attacks, Shaikh Mohammed was captured last week by US and Pakistani forces and is considered to be the No. 3 man in the al-Qaeda terrorist organization. He also bears an uncanny resemblance to veteran porn actor Ron Jeremy, known in the adult industry as “The Hedgehog.”
Ron Jeremy Hosts ‘Poultrygeist’ Premiere Party
Independent mainstream movie studio Troma Entertainment announced that the June 13 Los Angeles premiere of Lloyd Kaufman’s “Poultrygeist: Night of The Chicken Dead” will be followed by an exclusive invitation-only after party at the Hustler Hollywood store in West Hollywood hosted by Ron Jeremy, who also appears in the film.
The guest list for the party includes Troma President Lloyd Kaufman, Eli Roth, James Gunn, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Stan Lee, Quentin Tarantino, Julie Strain, Kevin Eastman, Roger Corman and the “Poultrygeist” cast.
Shot and screened on 35mm, “Poultrygeist” blends the feather ruffling politics of “Fast Food Nation,” the satire of “Shaun of The Dead” and the show-stopping musical numbers of “Spring Awakening” to skewer the fast food industry, limousine liberals, and almost everyone else in American society, according to a Troma spokesperson.
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Ali Larter Talks About Porn Star Pal
Ali Larter doesn’t kiss and tell.
Photos of the Heroes star casually chatting with adult film “legend” Ron Jeremy as he bared his, um… considerable asset… recently made the rounds on the internet, and OK! got to the bottom of the picture everybody’s talking about.
“It was an amazing time in my life, and that’s it,” Ali tells OK! at the American Women in Radio and Television’s Gracie Awards held at the Marriott Marquis in NYC.
That’s right, Ali, you tell them! There’s no definition for the love we share.
-R
Ron Jeremy, Best-selling Author
New York Magazine plugs my book ‘Ron Jeremy: The Hardest [Working] Man in Show Business.
HarperCollins’s Book Expo cocktail party Saturday night, on the Fox film lot (thanks, Rupert Murdoch), was designed to make every last bookseller feel like a star, its red carpet lined with thirties-style stock-character paparazzi. There were a few genuine quasi-celebrities in attendance: Audra McDonald, Muriel Hemingway, Kevin Nealon, and. … Ron Jeremy? Wearing a black blazer, a T-shirt reading “Pay to Play,” dark-gray jeans, and blue Crocs over bare feet, the world’s most famous male porn star was deep in conversation with a couple of Borders sales reps when we caught up with him.
Jeremy was at BEA for his book, Hardest (Working) Man in Show Business, now in paperback, which “didn’t get a single bad review,” and, he frequently reminded us, is a best seller. “Call me anything on the planet but you have to add on ‘and … a best-selling author,’” he said, insisting it’ll be in his obituary. “‘He was this, this, this, this, a lot of dick jokes, now he’s really stiff, and best-selling author.’”
Someday I’ll have to let you read my obit. The double entendres are so fast and furious it’s like Oscar Wilde wrote the thing.
-R
Hilary Clinton Hires Ron Jeremy as Advisor
Presidential candidate Hilary Clinton has hired Ron Jeremy as an advisor in her race for the White House.
“Ron Jeremy is the perfect guy for the job”, she explained today. “With his experience and length of service, he’s gonna be everything, in my hours of need.”
Husband Bill said of ex porn star and director Jeremy “Well Hillary and I sat down and thought of who we could bring in to help her in her campaign and we couldn’t think of anyone who had any relevant experience, then Hilary says that Ron just popped into her head.”