Ashton Kutcher and Ron Jeremy BFF
Ashton Kutcher went around name dropping this weekend while talking with reporters about good times with Porn Legend and all around fun guy: me.
[Ashton] recently spoke about the night out, which predated his 2005 marriage to Demi Moore: “I turned $1,000 into $25,000 playing Craps, then ended up on stage with a rap group, with a bottle of champagne in one hand, standing next to Ron Jeremy, rapping to a sea of porn stars and silicone. The rest of the night is fuzzy.”
“I actually might be the only person who didn’t have sex with Ron Jeremy that night. He actually kept introducing me to this woman named Egypt and tried to hook it up but that wasn’t my cup of tea.”
Ashton’s being modest. I banged him too.
Since he’s promoting his movie on my name allow me to promote my movie on his.
Check out Spunk’d my latest release and a clever little twist on Ashton’s Mtv series: Punk’d. Join Gashton Cootcher as he Spunks Lindsay Blowhan, Hairless Hilton, Mary-Kate and Ashley Holesen, Wilmer Balled-yer-mama, Dumi Moore, Cumdoleezza Rice and other celebrities! The chicks in this movie are MAD hot! They all get completely naked, bone guys, and bone each other! Oh, and their acting is also fantastic.
Source: Fametastic
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