Pulled Over In West Holywood

Ron was pulled over for swerving while he was driving just blocks from home last Wednesday night.  While no citations were issued, and Ron was free to go after passing a field sobriety test, he tells TMZ that his car was impounded because he does not have a valid California drivers license.  See the video, and his statements to TMZ below:

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Ron Jeremy tells filthy joke on “Comedy Underground with Dave Attell”

Whenever Ron Jeremy is featured on a television show, you know you’re in for a raunchy time.  I don’t think I need to tell you the video provided on the link below is NSFW since you’re currently on a NSFW website, so have at it. The joke expertly told by the hedgehog to an eager audience features a donkey and a farmer. Let’s just leave it at that. Visit the link below to view the media.

 

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Ashton Kutcher thinks Ron Jeremy can plug oil spills

Although The George Lopez Show was cancelled a few years ago, sorting through the show’s archives sometimes elicits a laugh and the occasional Ron Jeremy reference. In an episode hosted by Ashton Kutcher of That 70′s Show fame, the writers decided to namedrop Ron in the monologue. Apparently, oil execs are hiring the wrong experts for their oil spill cleanup efforts, as Ron’s long rod are more than capable of plugging the sites of the environmental disasters. I wonder if Al Gore has ever considered calling Ron up to help fight global warming?

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