Don’t forget to pick up a bottle of Ron de Jeremy this Saturday to celebrate National Rum Day!
Distilled to honor Ron Jeremy, one of the most famous adult entertainment stars of our time, Ron de Jeremy (“The Adult Rum”) has been aged for seven years and expertly crafted by Master Distiller Francisco “Don Pancho” Fernandez. Both the nose and palate offer balanced, harmonious notes of fruit, oak and spice which are complemented by hints of vanilla and raw sugarcane on the long, elegant finish.
Whenever Ron Jeremy is featured on a television show, you know you’re in for a raunchy time. I don’t think I need to tell you the video provided on the link below is NSFW since you’re currently on a NSFW website, so have at it. The joke expertly told by the hedgehog to an eager audience features a donkey and a farmer. Let’s just leave it at that. Visit the link below to view the media.
Although The George Lopez Show was cancelled a few years ago, sorting through the show’s archives sometimes elicits a laugh and the occasional Ron Jeremy reference. In an episode hosted by Ashton Kutcher of That 70′s Show fame, the writers decided to namedrop Ron in the monologue. Apparently, oil execs are hiring the wrong experts for their oil spill cleanup efforts, as Ron’s long rod are more than capable of plugging the sites of the environmental disasters. I wonder if Al Gore has ever considered calling Ron up to help fight global warming?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus may be best known as Elaine Benes from Seinfeld, but her role as Vice President Selina Meyer in HBO’s VEEP is just as memorable a character. Because of her role in the White House, her character gets little exposure to the world of pop culture, so when she’s asked to autograph a wall among a sea of other autographs, she mistakes Ron Jeremy’s autograph for that of actor Jeremy Irons. Her assistant quickly corrects her by stating that Ron Jeremy is a “porn legend” and not one of the voice actors from The Lion King. As far as we know, The Lion King director’s cut doesn’t include any hedgehogs, but we wouldn’t rule it out since Disney editors are notorious for imposing adult content into animated films for children. Someone should start a petition to get Ron into the sequel.
personality physical assets continue to dominate the minds of the late show elite with none other than The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson namedropping the legendary star in a recent monologue. Ron’s belated March birthday fell around the same time as the internet’s 25th so Craig cracks a joke about how “one is responsible for most Americans looking at porn and has infected millions with viruses over the years” and the other is…you guessed it, the internet. Touche Craig, touche.