It’s the New Year and I know it’s going to be a good one. With a life in porn, how could it be bad? I’m gearing up for my trips to Vegas for the AVN Awards and AEE where I’ll be hanging out with a ton of hot stars.
I don’t want my fans to get too jealous, so why don’t you check out some of my porn. Watching Ron Jeremy porn will be way more interesting than trying to imagine how much fun I’ll be having in Vegas. Luckily in the porn industry the rule of ‘what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas’ is pretty null and void.
I’m appearing on Judge Janine Pirro’s show. I’m apart of a hearing involving Ponderosa Sun Club suing performer Nikki Nine for breach of contract when Nikki Nine didn’t show up to host the annual Nudes-A-Poppin competition.
Nikki Nine defense was that she was so nervous about hosting the event, she got too drunk beforehand and couldn’t make it. Unfortunately, it cost the Ponderosa Sun Club a lot of money when people realized they weren’t going to see Nikki Nine.
Atleast Judge Jeanine Pirro enjoyed talking to me.
From time to time I do things for other people animals. I truly believe that the animal population should be controlled, and unfortunately for those little buggers it means less sex.
If only they had opposable thumbs so they could wrap their junk up.
I invited a bunch of friends of mine to take an excursion to DisneyLand on Wednesday. It was a great time, but as you can see in the picture I was in a hurry to make it to the Matterhorn Boobsleds. I have to tell you, I was pretty disappointed when I arrived and realized it was BOBsleds, not BOOBsleds.
I mean, Disney is supposed to be a place for kids and adults. Both of which really enjoy boobs, so why not have a ride dedicated to them? If I would have realized the ride was Bobsleds I definitely wouldn’t have power walked there.
I got caught red handed.. that American Airlines counter was calling my name and I just couldn’t resist. We’ve known each other for so long and I’m trying to save up enough frequent flyer miles so I can take a vacation to Puerto Rico.
This free gallery is from the movie Hot Blooded. Three promiscuous young women launch a provocative plan to boost business in the local video store. The HOT BLOODED shop girls give patrons all the service one could ever imagine! It is not too long before sales shoot through the roof! And not long before hot loads shoot into these sluts mouths!
Hot Blooded like the song. I have a fever of 103.
Yeah, you heard me right- I’m going to college. Southern Illinois University has invited me to their campus to partake in a debate with Craig Gross [founder of XXX Church, a Web site devoted to telling the truth about porn and how it affects people's lives].
I love public speaking, especially when I get the chance to tell the real truth about the porn industry.
The debate goes down tomorrow, so all you hot college ladies out there- make sure you say Hi to the Hedgehog.
This free gallery is from the movie WPINK TV. TV cameraman Phil (Ron Jeremy) turns up with a brazen plan for a “sex-rated” past-prime-time program after watching girlfriend Cathy (Christy Canyon) turning on for his private video viewing pleasure. Phil and his crew start the ball rolling with some pulse-stopping aerobics that unbeknownst to the group have been picked up by satellite and beamed around-the-world; launching an investigation led by super-agent Scorpio (Harry Reems). If only TV camera men get as many girls as I do.
This free gallery is from the movie Ron Jeremy Screws The Stars. Watch the stars as they do each other! Non-Stop Star Studded Action! A unique collection never assembled before. Every scene is a hit, every scene is a classic! Watch as these lovely vixens take on the “KING OF PORN,” Ron Jeremy.
These guys did a good job of collecting the best scenes of mine…not that I like to watch my own work over and over again or anything…
