Alpha Girls Trailer

Ron Jeremy plays a priest in upcoming Alpha Girls.  The trailer looks awesome – campy gore with a good story.  I’m all about movies that are over the top for entertainment’s sake.  Plus, Ron Jeremy plays a priest!  Hot sorority girls confess their sins to a Jewish porno god.  Awesome!  I posted the trailer, but be sure to check out the candid harmonica playing RJ video below it.  Enjoy!
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We also have to give a shout to Woodshop Films, the multimedia company that was integral in birthing this film. We have to show love to our Philly peeps!
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HotMovies Just Got Sexier AND You Can Subcribe To Ron Jeremy

While perusing the endless array of Ron Jeremy porno on HotMovies.com, be sure to take notice of their new look.  You may notice that you no longer getHotMovies Got A New Look hardcore cravings for cheeseburgers while you’re on the site.  Hell, you might even loose a few pounds.  When HotMovies looks better, you look better.  You can’t say they don’t care about your health and well being.  You’re welcome.

In addition to looking fucking fabulous and less like an Unhappy Meal, you can now subscribe to your favorite stars, categories and studios!  Weekly updates will get sent to you via email.  You have complete control – you will only receive updates if you subscribe!  No spam (because spam is loaded with sodium and processed garbage).  This means you can keep up with HotMovies’ Ron Jeremy goings-ons.  Just click on the little envelope at the top of Ron Jeremy’s star page and BAM, you’re all set.

HotMovies is making a lot of changes.  All are great, but these are 2 of my favorites.  I like looking at sexy websites and I like keeping tabs on my porno peeps, especially RJ.  HotMovies cares about your adult movie watching experience (and your cholesterol levels).  Take advantage of it.  Take a moment to press pause on those glorious bouncing breasts and check out the new look.  I think you’ll like it.

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You can’t subscribe here, but if you click on the image above you can subscribe on Ron’s page!

Ron Jeremy and Bruce Cambell

I love the twisted worm hole that is Tumblr.  I can get lost for hours and start off looking at cute puppy pictures and end up looking at autopsy videos (don’t ask).  My most recent prized discovery is this picture of Ron Jeremy and Bruce Campbell together.  Being that I’m huge fan of Ron and Evil Dead, I had to post it.  I hope you love it as much as I do!

Bruce Campbell and Ron Jeremy

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Hotmovies – Now Available On Android

Hotmovies - Now Available On Your Android

This is so last week’s news.  Actually, it’s the week before last’s news.  In case you missed it, you can now watch your Hotmovies porno on your Android! If you’re the proud owner of an Android and you’re reading this news for the first time, you have lots of masturbating to catch up on.  Watch dirty movies wherever you go!  I know I just made your dreams come true and you’re about to take your Android into the bathroom so you can see what Ron Jeremy looks like on your phone, but first here is a message from James over at Hotmovies:

Starting today March 30th 2012 users of the Android operating system can enjoy over 20,000 adult videos on demand at http://mobile.hotmovies.com

We started offering Iphone videos last year with much success and added a few every day.
We knew we would need to add a hell of a lot more than that but didn’t want to duplicate our work for both Android and Iphone.

Sadly this left our Android users limp and unsatisfied. But the wait is over.

For the past few months the development team has been redesigning our site from the ground up for the Evolve push and now the time has come to start releasing those improvements.

We opened the flood gates and added 20,000 movies that can be played on both Android (using Flash) and IPhone (using the built in player).

Give it a test run and let us know what you think:

http://mobile.hotmovies.com
http://www.fetishmovies.com/m/
http://www.gaymovies.com/m/
http://www.lesbianvideos.com/m/
http://vod.hotmoviesforher.com/m/

While you can now watch Hotmovies everywhere – please, don’t watch it EVERYWHERE!
Make sure you keep your hands on the wheel and your eyes on the road.

Happy fapping,
James

 

Ron Jeremy For President? No, But I Get It.

Politifake - Ron Jeremy For President

There are a good number of people out there who would like to see Ron Jeremy get elected as President of the Unites States.  He is not running, but I could totally see why people would vote him in.  Basically, he is awesome.  He works hard and he never lets folks down.  He also knows how to work his cock.  I don’t know about you, but it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside knowing that my president is a good fucker.

Please enjoy this lovely image from politifake.org.

 

President Ron Jeremy Bangs Hot Martians

The ladies over at HotMoviesForHer.com brought to light yet another golden Ron Jeremy porno.  Porn Stars From Mars and stars Ron as president during a time of martian invasions.  It doesn’t suck that bad seeing as how these alien chicks have huge green boobs and fantastic green bodies.  Per usual, RJ’s acting is top notch and he shoots a few zingers out there that will have you giggling like a little school girl.  Above all else, he totally bangs a sexy martian chick and saves to world (or something).

Porn Stars From Mars

Here is a little of what the HM4Her ladies had to say about Porn Stars From Mars:

Porn Stars From Mars!“This movie is awesome not only because it features hot green alien porn stars, but also because Ron Jeremy plays the president of the Unites States!  His acting is superb per usual.  Naturally, one of the sexually insatiable alien ladies hits Ron up for some presidential banging.  The hedgehog works his magic like only a man of his expertise could.”

If slime green hotties with purple hair don’t do it for you, then this isn’t your movie.  Of course if that’s the case, then I’m going to have to judge you.  I will admit, that once the sexin’ gets under way, the green paint disappears from their beautiful vaginas.  It isn’t that I’m sad about seeing natural pussies, it’s that I’m really into green ones.

Ron Jeremy And A Sheep In ‘Casual Sex’ Music Video

We think you’ll agree that there isn’t nearly enough Ron Jeremy in this music video, but he is in there. With a sheep. Also, there are lots of super hot nearly naked ladies sporting leather, mo hawks and giant bunny heads. It doesn’t make up for the lack of hedgehoginess, but it certainly helps. You can read more about the the Casual Sex video by My Darkest Days on loudwire.com.