Jamye Waxman caught me resting my eyes at AVN Novelty Expo in Los Angeles this week.
What can I say? I’m sorry. I’m really sorry. The ANE is like AVN but just for dildos. It’s hard to promote for your plastic replacements. Plus I was up late the night before. Anchorman was on TBS and I couldn’t go to bed without finishing it. The Will ferall is hilarious but Paul Rudd is the actor’s comedian…
Anyway, safe to say that Jamye had a better time then i did. Although I did get all my Christmas shopping done early this year.
Few porn stars are as fresh, alluring and downright cock hardening as a young, 18 year old Christy Canyon when she began stopping hearts in her earliest porn performances.
Just what the fuck were those HUGE tits doing on that leggy slender body? Why is a chick this HOT doing porno in the first place? Where did she get that endless sexual energy that made her so game to suck, fuck and satisfy? Rare loops, titty fucking action, Christy as a dominatrix and more, all topped off with a gallery of rare early stills of the sexiest teenage-titty queen of all time! Rated XXX!
I’m sure you heard all about it; ‘The Man’ is coming down on the porn industry with obscenity charges again. This time the sacrificial lamb is poor ol’ Max Hardcore whose only crime, according to authorities, is loving women too much… and peeing in their mouths.
If you don’t already know you can read the whole story at Porno News Network but I’m going to cut right to the chase because it’s Friday and I only have a million, billion hands to shake and boobies to grab at Erotica LA.
Check out this new vid I did with Cindy Crawford, Jezebelle Bond, and Eva Angelina. There’s just something about topless chicks fighting that turns me on…maybe it’s because it’s the hottest thing ever.
My ghost writer took offense to a crack I made at his expense and now he’s calling me names.
He says people only care about who I fucked. All I’m saying is people care about furry puppies more than my dick. So, how about a chapter on my work with PETA?
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Captured al-Qaeda leader Khalid Shaikh Mohammed finally broke his silence Tuesday after U.S. and Pakistani officials made offhand remarks comparing the terrorist to famed porn star Ron Jeremy during a 12 hour interrogation.
“He just suddenly lost it,” Special Ops Lt. Col Henry Gibson said. “This apparently was a sore subject. We hit a nerve.”
The suspected mastermind of the Sept. 11 terror attacks, Shaikh Mohammed was captured last week by US and Pakistani forces and is considered to be the No. 3 man in the al-Qaeda terrorist organization. He also bears an uncanny resemblance to veteran porn actor Ron Jeremy, known in the adult industry as “The Hedgehog.”
Independent mainstream movie studio Troma Entertainment announced that the June 13 Los Angeles premiere of Lloyd Kaufman’s “Poultrygeist: Night of The Chicken Dead” will be followed by an exclusive invitation-only after party at the Hustler Hollywood store in West Hollywood hosted by Ron Jeremy, who also appears in the film.
The guest list for the party includes Troma President Lloyd Kaufman, Eli Roth, James Gunn, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Stan Lee, Quentin Tarantino, Julie Strain, Kevin Eastman, Roger Corman and the “Poultrygeist” cast.
Shot and screened on 35mm, “Poultrygeist” blends the feather ruffling politics of “Fast Food Nation,” the satire of “Shaun of The Dead” and the show-stopping musical numbers of “Spring Awakening” to skewer the fast food industry, limousine liberals, and almost everyone else in American society, according to a Troma spokesperson.
I’m sure you heard all about it; ‘The Man’ is coming down on the porn industry with obscenity charges again. This time the sacrificial lamb is poor ol’ Max Hardcore whose only crime, according to authorities, is loving women too much… and peeing in their mouths.
My ghost writer took offense to a crack I made at his expense and now he’s 
ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - Captured al-Qaeda leader Khalid Shaikh Mohammed finally broke his silence Tuesday after U.S. and Pakistani officials made offhand remarks comparing the terrorist to famed porn star Ron Jeremy during a 12 hour interrogation.
Independent mainstream movie studio Troma Entertainment announced that the June 13 Los Angeles premiere of Lloyd Kaufman’s “Poultrygeist: Night of The Chicken Dead” will be followed by an exclusive invitation-only after party at the Hustler Hollywood store in West Hollywood hosted by Ron Jeremy, who also appears in the film.
